Hey, CNN! Peter Strzok is suddenly available.
The Hillbilly-sniffing, crazy-eyes-making mad texter is free and looking for work.
I hear the nine o’clock hour is available. So let’s get after it!
Frankly I’m surprised they haven’t already made Strzok an offer.
I’m also surprised it took until today for the corrupt little weasel to get the boot.
Then again, it’s extremely difficult to fire a federal employee who is not an appointee.
But if I were low-rated Chris Cuomo, I’d be watching my back.
CNN just might have an insurance policy to do something about his abysmal ratings.
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