How long before CNN gives Strzok a job?

Hey, CNN! Peter Strzok is suddenly available.

The Hillbilly-sniffing, crazy-eyes-making mad texter is free and looking for work.

I hear the nine o’clock hour is available. So let’s get after it!

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Frankly I’m surprised they haven’t already made Strzok an offer.

I’m also surprised it took until today for the corrupt little weasel to get the boot.

Then again, it’s extremely difficult to fire a federal employee who is not an appointee.

But if I were low-rated Chris Cuomo, I’d be watching my back.

CNN just might have an insurance policy to do something about his abysmal ratings.

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7 thoughts on “How long before CNN gives Strzok a job?

  • August 13, 2018 at 12:49 pm
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    Hey Dianny…
    Long Time reader here! Could you do an article/Parody about “Day of the Dove”?…making Soros the “Entity”?
    Truly, Soros is the entity pushing both sides towards a Civil War, with Hate making him Stronger & Stronger.
    Wish people would take to heart that they are being “controlled” for an Evildoer’s entertainment.
    Keep up the Great work! My husband and I support your site by donation and word of mouth. We read your articles Daily, you being, usually, the First website we go to in the morning!
    “Blessed are the Peacemakers for They shall inherit the Earth.”

  • August 13, 2018 at 9:29 pm
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    Cindy

    I define “Peacemaker” as 1 who kills bad guys.

    Is this your def?

    • August 14, 2018 at 12:49 pm
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      Ya Know…when I was typing the word Peacemaker…I had to laugh about it also being the Colt SAA! I guess the word could have Dual use? LOL!

  • August 14, 2018 at 12:07 am
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    D.
    Again, I apologize for another off the subject comment but… Ruby Rose aka Batwoman (out at 12???) has quit Twitter and deactivate the public comments on her Instagram account due to the ‘backlash’… the left just continues to eat their own. Hilarious.

    Hope you’re feeling better
    M.

  • August 14, 2018 at 12:41 pm
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    P Strzok will get a job with CNN or other “party of hate” news agency, but may not last long. He struggles to smile and put people at ease. However, if he can master his body language / acting skills to spin stories as the “party of hate” would like, he could have a significant role there. Clapper and Brennan always look angry and Comey is not believable no matter what he says, so they only have occasional consultant appearances.

  • August 14, 2018 at 12:53 pm
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    To an olexajarhead…
    Ya Know…when I was typing the word Peacemaker…I had to laugh about it also being the Colt SAA! I guess the word could have Dual use? LOL!

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