Huma says: Smell ya later!

Whelp. There’s one woman who won’t be seeing Anthony Weiner’s stiffy ever again.

Huma Abedin has announced that she is calling it quits.

Adios, Carlos!

Sayonara, Sexter!

Smell ya later, you sex-crazed gater!

There’s only so much public humiliation a gal can take.

From Breitbart:

“After long and painful consideration and work on my marriage, I have made the decision to separate from my husband,” she said in a statement. “Anthony and I remain devoted to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life. During this difficult time, I ask for respect for our privacy.”

Excuse me, Huma. We’re not the ones disrespecting your privacy. That would be your husband.

And I don’t mean to pick nits, but if you were so devoted to doing what is best for your son, maybe you shouldn’t have left him with a pervert while you gallivant from fundraiser to fundraiser with your feeble girlfriend.

Though it’s always sad when a couple splits, I’m sure there’s one person who is thrilled at the news.

Smell ya later

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2 thoughts on “Huma says: Smell ya later!

  • August 29, 2016 at 6:28 pm
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    Maybe he figured if Slick Willie could do it,he could,too.Problem is,Hillary would be nothing without Ben T. Penis,so she stayed with him and covered his crimes.Humjob doesn’t need Carlos Danger as long as she satisfies She Who Will Not Be Denied.

  • August 30, 2016 at 2:41 pm
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    Cue Rick Ross: “I’m Only Huma”

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