I can’t stand the sight of Chelsea Handler fully clothed

For reasons no sane person on earth can suss out, Chelsea Handler decided to take a photo of herself stripped down to a pair of panties and post it on social media.

Chelsea Handler

It was her way of urging people to vote.

What nudity has to do with voting, I will never know.

But Leftist feminists celebrities just keep doing it.

In fact, they did it in 2016 too, remember?

But what message is Chelsea Handler trying to convey here?

“Vote Democrat or the black panties are history?”

“Vote Democrat and I promise to put some clothes on?”

I highly doubt the message is “If my body makes you hot, vote Democrat.” After all, Chelsea wants people voting Democrat.

Frankly, I can’t stand the sight of Chelsea Handler even when she’s fully clothed. And I doubt I’m alone in that.

So who exactly will change his mind and vote Democrat after seeing a naked Chelsea Handler?

“I was going to vote Republican because my life has gotten so much better in these last two years. But then I saw Chelsea Handler naked and changed my mind,” said no rational human being ever.

One sure-fire way to turn the #WalkAway movement into the #RunAwayScreaming movement is to expose voters to Chelsea Handler naked.

Since Leftist women are on a sex strike until their men vote the way they want them to, Chelsea Handler posting a naked picture of herself at a time like that seems rather counter-intuitive.

One look at that picture, and those guys will suddenly see their sex drive crash like Beto behind the wheel. And all the leverage those sex-strikers had will evaporate like the Democrat Blue Wave.

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8 thoughts on “I can’t stand the sight of Chelsea Handler fully clothed

  • November 6, 2018 at 11:48 am
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    Her feet are big as her mouthK

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  • November 6, 2018 at 11:51 am
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    You can’t figure out the way leftist think? Consider yourself lucky, I do.

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    • November 6, 2018 at 12:54 pm
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      Did someone say “I can’t figure out the way leftist think?”

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  • November 6, 2018 at 1:00 pm
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    Well she is part of the party that told all of us ladies in a previous election to vote with our genitals… Guess being naked makes it easier to pull that lever with her hoo-ha. Ew.

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  • November 6, 2018 at 4:15 pm
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    Cynthia, do they provide Purell at your polling station?

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  • November 6, 2018 at 5:36 pm
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    Selling sex for votes.

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    • November 6, 2018 at 6:00 pm
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      See, this is why Democrats suck at business. If you want to sell sex for votes, common sense dictates the product you’re selling at least be sexy.

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  • November 6, 2018 at 11:08 pm
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    JUST ANOTHER S K A N K Y LIBTARD BINT!

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