So, I hear there’s a job opening up for some lucky Congressman.
FINALLY! Obama created a job!!!
There are specific qualifications, of course.
You must be in the Republican leadership.
You must have some really embarrassing skeleton in your closet that you would do virtually anything to keep hidden. And of course, the White House has to know about it already.
You must be willing to ram through Obama’s agenda in the remaining 16 months of his term. Even if that means being attack, criticized and questioned by your own party.
Of course, the new requirement just added today is, please don’t be a drinker. Turns out, they’re really unreliable and just might up and quit on you when you think you’ve got everything under control.