Before I got sober over fourteen years ago, I was what you’d classify as a garden-variety drunk.
My drinking got me into some problems from time to time. And it’s fair to say, I did things I later regretted — to say the least.
But I can assure you, I was never this drunk.
— The Hill (@thehill) December 16, 2017
Yeah. I know.
Seriously how many drinks did this doofus consume before he thought it was a good idea to permanently stamp Hillary onto his person?
Jeeze, even Bill Clinton was never that drunk.
And let’s be honest. That isn’t even a very good likeness of the Dowager Duchess of Chappaqua, now is it?
The Tattoo Hillary looks more like a weather girl for a small-market local news early morning show — with a name like Cindy Showers or Stormy McKay.
But, there is one feature to this tattoo that I think is absolutely brilliant.
As you can see, the tattoo artist shaved this guy’s (arm? Leg?) skin in order to tattoo him.
Yeah. It’s never a smart idea to tattoo a woman’s face onto a part of the body that gets hairy.
In another couple weeks, his super-cool Hillary tat will end up with a beard.
How hilarious is that?
Honey, lay off the booze.
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