I was never this drunk

Before I got sober over fourteen years ago, I was what you’d classify as a garden-variety drunk.

My drinking got me into some problems from time to time. And it’s fair to say, I did things I later regretted — to say the least.

But I can assure you, I was never this drunk.

Yeah. I know.

Seriously how many drinks did this doofus consume before he thought it was a good idea to permanently stamp Hillary onto his person?

Jeeze, even Bill Clinton was never that drunk.

And let’s be honest. That isn’t even a very good likeness of the Dowager Duchess of Chappaqua, now is it?

The Tattoo Hillary looks more like a weather girl for a small-market local news early morning show — with a name like Cindy Showers or Stormy McKay.

But, there is one feature to this tattoo that I think is absolutely brilliant.

As you can see, the tattoo artist shaved this guy’s (arm? Leg?) skin in order to tattoo him.


Yeah. It’s never a smart idea to tattoo a woman’s face onto a part of the body that gets hairy.

In another couple weeks, his super-cool Hillary tat will end up with a beard.

How hilarious is that?

Honey, lay off the booze.

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10 thoughts on “I was never this drunk

  • December 16, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Sadder still is the undeniable fact that tat bears no resemblance to The Ice Cube In Heels. Have a good weekend.

    • December 16, 2017 at 11:09 am

      Yes. As I said. It looks like a weathergirl from a small market news show.

      • December 17, 2017 at 6:02 pm

        Are there no really talented inksters in N. Y. City? Fer cryin out loud …

  • December 16, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    I thought I saw her at the Carny yeas ago. She was “The Bearded lady”. I swear to Buddha. I may have been drunk. In which case it would have been the only time.

    Uncrossing my fingers.

  • December 16, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    Dianny, you are gift. Brilliant and extremely entertaining. Like I’ve said before, you’re akin to Rush. Thanks, I needed this post today.

  • December 16, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    Oops. . . . a gift.

  • December 16, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    A boozer on a loser. I was a totally full-blown blackout drunk for 30 years and never came to with any type of ink. If I had woke to discover that coyote ugly on my arm I would have chewed my arm off! 11 years without a drink by the Grace of God, btw.

    • December 16, 2017 at 9:28 pm

      Amen fellow traveler!

  • December 17, 2017 at 4:47 am

    LMAO @ Dianny AGAIN! You are a jewel in the ‘precious stone’ category! 71 years into this life and very happy to report that I have NO INK on my person. And also proud to say I could never consume THAT much alcohol! LOL Been tight my fair share but that dude goes past just being ‘tight’, straight into batshit crazy

  • December 17, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Someone needs to inform the left the pitfalls of worshipping false idols.

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