If awful taste in clothing is illegal, Hillary’s in trouble

Behold my friends! Behold!

In his trial totally unrelated to Russian Collusion, the prosecutors blew the lid off Paul Manafort’s awful taste in clothing.

Who knew awful taste in clothing is illegal?

It’s a good thing Liberace is dead. Bob Mueller would throw the book at him.

Of course, if awful taste in clothing was actually illegal, Hillary Clinton would be serving a life sentence.

Hillary’s hideous pantsuits run anywhere from three to fifteen thousand dollars.

Shouldn’t it be illegal to spend that much money to look like an orange Pop-Sicle?

If awful taste in clothing was illegal, cops should have descended on Hillary the first time she ventured out wearing this hideous thing.

awful taste in clothing

How many sofas were sacrificed to make that ugly-ass coat?

Would I buy a coat made of ostrich?

Not unless I can find it at a Salvation Army store for five-ninety-nine.

Then again, I also wouldn’t spend fifteen grand on a pantsuit.

But what does it matter?

Unless the ostrich was Russian, I’m not seeing the point here.

I mean, that is what Robert Mueller is supposed to be investigating, right — Russian interference and so-called “collusion” with the Trump campaign?

So why the “Behold” from CNN’s Kara Scannell?

Does she think it’s the smoking gun?

[Or smoking jacket?]

Listen, rich people spend a lot of money on really stupid things.

Like hyperbaric oxygen chambers, cars that cost more than my house, ugly-ass clothes — or the chance to listen to Hillary Clinton give a twenty minute speech.

But, and correct me if I’m wrong here, spending fifteen grand for an ostrich coat isn’t against the law.

And it has nothing whatsoever to do with an investigation into so-called Russian collusion.

So again I ask, what does it matter?

Trump is right.

This Mueller investigation is a sham.

And it’s time to shut it down.

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9 thoughts on “If awful taste in clothing is illegal, Hillary’s in trouble

  • August 2, 2018 at 11:07 am

    When I fist saw your picture if Hillary’s coat of many colors “It’s Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” immediately shot through my mind. Now I can’t stop hearing it. Damn you, Hillary. Damn You!

  • August 2, 2018 at 11:07 am

    Playing the envy card with the jury? I suspect the jury is not made up of people who can drop $15k on a jacket. A guilty verdict will be a chance to stick it to the rich white dude.

  • August 2, 2018 at 11:48 am

    isn’t she guilty of cultural appropriation for that coat

    • August 4, 2018 at 10:19 am

      impossible – that coat proves a complete lack of culture.

  • August 3, 2018 at 10:49 am

    I notice Hillary gravitates to Nehru collars and scarves to cover up her ugly neck.

  • August 3, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    I have a carpet that matches billary’s coat.

  • August 3, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    I actually like that coat — but not on her. I bet that’s silk. There’s a shop in DC that sells 100% silk coats like that. I was so tempted…..

    And as for Mueller, he’s now investigating a NY madam. This guy is so overboard. But, I continue to ask, where the hell is Jeff Sessions and why is he picking up a paycheck for doing nothing?

  • August 3, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    Didja see my “Hillary Clinton Experience” song over at IOTW Dianny

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