Behold my friends! Behold!
In his trial totally unrelated to Russian Collusion, the prosecutors blew the lid off Paul Manafort’s awful taste in clothing.
Behold. The $15,000 ostrich coat Manafort bought with an international wire transfer, according to a men’s clothier who testified today. Government exhibit pic.twitter.com/BjuQ39ZeJ0
— Kara Scannell (@KaraScannell) August 1, 2018
Who knew awful taste in clothing is illegal?
It’s a good thing Liberace is dead. Bob Mueller would throw the book at him.
If he paid that much for a bed sheet dress, you'd be begging him to run in 2020.
— Dianny 🇺🇸 (@DiannyRants) August 2, 2018
Of course, if awful taste in clothing was actually illegal, Hillary Clinton would be serving a life sentence.
Hillary’s hideous pantsuits run anywhere from three to fifteen thousand dollars.
Shouldn’t it be illegal to spend that much money to look like an orange Pop-Sicle?
If awful taste in clothing was illegal, cops should have descended on Hillary the first time she ventured out wearing this hideous thing.
How many sofas were sacrificed to make that ugly-ass coat?
Would I buy a coat made of ostrich?
Not unless I can find it at a Salvation Army store for five-ninety-nine.
Then again, I also wouldn’t spend fifteen grand on a pantsuit.
But what does it matter?
Unless the ostrich was Russian, I’m not seeing the point here.
I mean, that is what Robert Mueller is supposed to be investigating, right — Russian interference and so-called “collusion” with the Trump campaign?
So why the “Behold” from CNN’s Kara Scannell?
Does she think it’s the smoking gun?
[Or smoking jacket?]
Apparently Robert Mueller also works for the Fashion Police https://t.co/L1rZBmyfSC
— Joel B. Pollak (@joelpollak) August 2, 2018
Listen, rich people spend a lot of money on really stupid things.
Like hyperbaric oxygen chambers, cars that cost more than my house, ugly-ass clothes — or the chance to listen to Hillary Clinton give a twenty minute speech.
But, and correct me if I’m wrong here, spending fifteen grand for an ostrich coat isn’t against the law.
And it has nothing whatsoever to do with an investigation into so-called Russian collusion.
So again I ask, what does it matter?
Trump is right.
This Mueller investigation is a sham.
And it’s time to shut it down.
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