If Maxine had a son…

A big, burly tough guy decided to go after some skinny teenage boys because one of them was wearing a MAGA hat.

I’m sure Maxine Waters couldn’t have been prouder if the tough guy was her son.

So, I guess muscles don’t make you a man.

Seriously, what kind of man would attack skinny teenagers?

Well, the kind of man who uses the girly technique of tossing a drink in someone’s face.

If you’re keeping score at home, these tough anti-Trumpers attack women and scrawny teens.

Of course they do.

After all, when they’re confronted by an actual man, things don’t go their way.

If you went down after one punch, you’d limit your engagement to women and teenage boys too.

Kurt Schlichter is right.

If there is a civil war, it’ll be brief.

When your tough guy talk is limited to social media and your physical confrontations directed at people who are too weak to fight back, you’re not a tough guy.

You’re kind of a dick.

And a sissy dick too.

Throwing drinks? Simmer down, Louise.

But Maxine would still be proud.

After all, this is exactly what she encouraged people to do.

It isn’t her fault that the only people taking up the Maxine Waters Challenge are too cowardly and weak to face off against someone who could actually fight back.

Do you think tough guy there would have pulled that kind of sissy crap with Jim Mattis?

Or the Proud Boys?

Yeah. Not in this lifetime.

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11 thoughts on “If Maxine had a son…

  • July 5, 2018 at 12:56 pm
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    The jakwad is too big to fight toe to toe but that’s why I carry.

  • July 5, 2018 at 1:01 pm
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    Nice of him to have done that on camera. That documents the simple assault and/or battery and theft with a clear picture of the perpetrator for the police.

  • July 5, 2018 at 1:09 pm
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    Maxine had better be careful because at some point in time turnabout will become fair play and she will be on the receiving end.

    That is what happens when you play with fire.

  • July 5, 2018 at 1:33 pm
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    So, the skinny bitch in the black leotard, smoking a cigarette thinks she is intimating the guy who just knocked out the basement dweller? Yeah, girls can do anything a man can do, including going down harder than Michael Spinks in ’88.

  • July 5, 2018 at 4:01 pm
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    When a body drops like a hundred pound sack of potatoes from one haymaker…
    We used to say ” dude has a glass jaw…”

  • July 5, 2018 at 9:20 pm
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    Still doubt Mme?

    IF WE DO NOT START BREAKING BONES SOON; WE WILL ALL BE SERFS!

    The left only respects violence

    Liberals have always assumed “reasonableness’ means you fear them; in many cases with good reason!

    Fight. Break bones!
    Freedom is paid for with BLOOD. if the price is too high then you will be a serf!

    • July 6, 2018 at 11:57 am
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      Yeah, they don’t do that crap around here in flyover country! I suspect even our evil libs ain’t that evil. But if they are, I’ll be waiting and watching. I figure I was born to fight someone, never figured it would be my own misguided countrymen. (And you’ll forgive me for saying so, but as the son of a Devil Dog, who has served in 2 other branches of the service, I have never met a Marine who was an “Ex-Jarhead”! I am an ex-serviceman, but you guys are…. Marines! always! I guess Semper Fi MEANS ……Semper Fi to a Leatherneck!) I salute you, and am happy my bones are not on your radar!!

  • July 5, 2018 at 11:19 pm
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    I hope the kids place assault and theft charges against the douchebag. Have him arrested and put in general pop and see how long he lasts. Or give him a fun community service sentence, like standing on a busy street corner with a sign that says, “I rob teenagers because I’m a coward.”

  • July 6, 2018 at 11:47 am
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    I see he was (finally) arrested, and he is neither big, burly, OR a tuff guy, imo. He appears to lift weights, but compared to cornfed midwestern boys, he is just a little girl! As evidenced by the fact he assaults much smaller children, and he looks like he is crying in his mug shot! C’mon sally, butch up for the camera! You can’t be a badass, when you beat women and children and then cry when the Po arrest you! What happened to the super cool beard? That baby face is going to bring someone in the joint a big smile! I really wish I had been there.

  • July 6, 2018 at 1:28 pm
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    I can’t believe somebody in that place didn’t stomp his guts out for that.

  • July 6, 2018 at 2:49 pm
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    The young man who was assaulted by that goon was on Mike Gallagher’s show this morning. He spoke so well & you could tell he was a decent young guy. The goon, by the way, has been arrested. But, there are goofballs who support him & started a Go Fund Me page to pay for his legal expenses (@$7k). HOWEVER, it was taken down after some uproar.

    Donald Trump, Jr. heard about this & is making sure the young man gets a new MAGA hat, complete w/the President’s signature.

    And yes, all this crap is because of one of the biggest crappers ever — MaxiPad!

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