Is Beto toast?

Is Beto toast?

Things aren’t looking good for Beto O’Rourke — the faux-Mexican, arm-flailing doofus from El Paso.

In fact, I think Beto is toast.

He’s over.

Done.

Finished.

Yesterday’s news.

Even the mainstream media that collectively orgasmed when he entered the race a mere two months ago seem to be shoving him out the door.

He’s too white, too rich, too male, too straight, and tends to fail at everything he tries to do.

And without a slobbering, sycophantic media acting as his personal fluffers and fan club, it looks like Beto is sputtering out like a wet fart.

Because it turns out Democrat voters in early primary states just aren’t that into him.

Look at this graphic for polling in South Carolina:

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From nine points down to two in a month.

For Pete’s sake, O’Rourke is tied with Andrew Yang — the oddball geebo who wants the Federal Government to pay every American a thousand dollars a month for, well, existing, I guess.

Granted, he’s still doing better than Kirsten Gillibrand.

But that’s something any well-trained poodle could do.

The latest Monmouth poll out of New Hampshire has the arm-flailing doofus tied at 2% with Spartacus and the binder-tossing Amy Klobuchar.

And now that the mainstream news media is turning against him, I just don’t see O’Rourke sticking this out – unless of course he really is as big of a clueless, self-absorbed dink as I think he is.

There’s really no reason for him to drop out.  I mean, it’s not like he has to work for a living.

At this point, if Beto O’Rourke stays in, it’ll only be because the guy has nothing better to do with his time.

Sure, he’s raised a lot of money.

But if Hillary’s 2016 loss taught us anything, it’s that you can even raise a billion dollars and still be toast.

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5 thoughts on “Is Beto toast?

  • May 12, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    “Sputtering out like a wet fart”….😂

  • May 12, 2019 at 8:21 pm
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    He looks like Napoleon Dynamite! IMAO! Acts like him too!

    • May 12, 2019 at 8:28 pm
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      Well, I couldn’t Photoshop him as Alfred E Neuman. That belongs to Buttigieg.

  • May 13, 2019 at 2:19 am
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    Excellent graphic! Just a great blend: almost a stoner, definitely a geek, probably an occasional all night gamer. Absolutely see the Napoleon Dynamite poster character.

    Actually should watch that movie for a while, to help block out all the superfluous Dem fussing elsewhere

    ..

  • May 16, 2019 at 2:20 am
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    A Beto walked into a bar. Said the barman “why the long face?”

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