You know they always say that Presidents age very quickly in office.
Obama did. He came in this fresh-faced lad from Chicago and left a gray-haired guy with crow’s feet.
Same for George W. Bush.
But not Donald Trump.
Have you noticed that President Trump looks exactly the same today as he did the day he rode down that escalator?
He seems completely immune to this Presidents Age Quickly phenomenon.
And maybe it’s because I’m really not well and my mind wanders to odd places when I’m not well. But I think I know why.
Someone else is aging for him.
Specifically Hillary Clinton.
Check this out:
The last three years haven’t been kind to Hillary, have they?
She’s like President Trump’s living, breathing Portrait of Dorian Gray.
While he looks the same today as he did in 2016, somewhere in Chappaqua, this woman is rapidly aging.
Okay, I know what you’re thinking.
In that first picture from 2016, Hillary’s true face was buried under a thick layer of Maybelline.
Yes, there’s no doubt the single largest expense of Hillary’s campaign was make-up artists and hair stylists.
But at the same time, there’s no denying this woman is not aging gracefully.
So maybe she is aging for two.
Now, I’m not saying Hillary is tucked away in the White House attic like the Portrait of Dorian Gray — turning ever more wrinkled and worn with each passing day.
Or maybe I am.
Like I said, my mind goes to strange places when Lupus is kicking the crap out of me.
By the time President Trump leaves office in January of 2025, don’t be surprised if Hillary shows up at the new President’s inauguration looking like this.
Meanwhile, outgoing President Trump will look the same as he did on the day of his first Inauguration.
I really should post when I’m unwell. I really, really shouldn’t.
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