Is Joe Biden snuggling up to Stacey Abrams?

Is Joe Biden snuggling up to Stacey Abrams

According to an exclusive report from Axios, advisers to Joe Biden want him to kick off his presidential campaign by announcing Stacey Abrams as his running mate.

Am I the only one who thinks this is a dumb idea?

Something tells me some of the same people who worked for Hillary must be on Team Biden.

Or do all Democrat advisors think black people are this gullible?

“Well, we can’t say he carries hot sauce in his purse since he’s a man and doesn’t carry a purse. So how do we get Joe to appeal to the black voters?  I know!  Let’s have him carry around Stacey Abrams instead!”

Come on, people!  The Identity Politics-obsessed Left accused Lynne Patton of being a “token” because Donald Trump employed her.  How do you think they’ll react to this?

“Sure, folks. I’m an old white guy, but look!  I picked this black woman to be my running mate! And that’s a big f*cking deal!”

But I think there’s a bigger problem with Team Biden floating Abrams — or anyone for that matter — as a running mate ten months before the Iowa caucus. Namely, the message it sends to primary voters.

Don’t tell me this doesn’t come off as over-confidence.

In other words, it’s 2016 all over again.

If you are lining up a VP before a single primary voter goes to the polls, aren’t you saying “I’m the anointed nominee?”

I’m thinking that won’t go over well among the rabble who make up the Democrat base.

These people still haven’t gotten over how the DNC paved the way for a Hillary nomination in 2016.  And Biden settling on a running mate this soon is going to look like déjà vu all over again.

And, really?

Stacey Abrams?!

I can’t be the only person on the planet who thinks this shady con artist and sore loser is a poor choice for any public office – whether it’s governor, Vice President or dog catcher.

Even if Biden believes he is the inevitable nominee, why, of all people, would he hitch his wagon to a bitter loser with a shady fundraising past who doesn’t pay her taxes?

Abrams has so much baggage, she should have Samsonite stamped on her ass.

But for comic relief, I’m kind of hoping old Joe goes through with it.

Given his penchant for making incredibly racist remarks, I’m thinking it’d only be a matter of time before Biden trips up and calls Abrams his little pickaninny or, worse, a clean, articulate Aunt Jemima.

Think I’m overstating it? Think again. Anybody who’s been subjected to this gaffe machine over the years knows Joe Biden’s foot spends so much time in his mouth, he suffers from a bad case of athlete’s tongue.

And as much as Stacey Abrams loves to play the victim, I’m thinking even she won’t be cool with being victimized by her own “running mate.”

Besides which, unless Abrams enjoys being nuzzled, their joint appearances will be super awkward.

This is a train wreck waiting to happen.

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18 thoughts on “Is Joe Biden snuggling up to Stacey Abrams?

  • March 21, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    Sorry touchy-feely Joe, black and female is not nearly far enough up the victim ladder to score enough points in the Intersectionality Olympics. I would think someone woke enough to be the presumed D-Rat 2020 candidate would know this.

  • March 21, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    Joe’s got a problem.

    • March 22, 2019 at 1:52 am
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      We have a problem—and it is Joe- the Pedoe

  • March 21, 2019 at 4:24 pm
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    Joe’s shining moment in politic was stating that Obama was a “clean and articulate black man”. I can’t wait to hear his opinion of Stacey Abrams.

    • March 21, 2019 at 7:44 pm
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      He’ll just say “For a fat girl she don’t sweat much.”

      • March 22, 2019 at 9:10 am
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        LMAO! That brightened my morning!

  • March 21, 2019 at 4:48 pm
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    Joe has always needed a Mammy figure in his life to make him whole.

  • March 21, 2019 at 5:01 pm
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    Abrams, just like the Rape Victim Attacker Hillary, has a hard time accepting she lost an election, even with cheating….

  • March 21, 2019 at 5:03 pm
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    Looks like Joe is getting a “Jeri-curl” high started.

  • March 21, 2019 at 6:32 pm
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    Can’t wait for his Dem opponents call him out for being a pedophile

  • March 22, 2019 at 12:30 am
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    After all those hopin’ n gropin’ years, looks like Joe’s finally gonna get lucky. Too bad his eyes are failing and there’s not enough between the ears to comprehend what the Braile system is saying.

  • March 22, 2019 at 9:09 am
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    LOL! If they ever found even ONE picture of Trump doing that to ANY woman (instead of one of 1,432 pictures of Biden doing it) Mueller would have fodder for another 4 to 6 years of investigation!

  • March 22, 2019 at 2:51 pm
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    I guess Joe likes pancakes.

  • March 22, 2019 at 4:45 pm
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    Uncle Joe “watch your daughters” Biden is so obviously a sexaholic pedophile it’s going to be impossible for him (short of duct tape) to keep his hands off of females through the election. He’ll probably drop out because he can’t control his hands for that length of time

  • March 22, 2019 at 8:51 pm
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    I guess Joe wants to emulate his BFF, The POS oblama! Just as Joe was The POS oblama’s IMPEACHMENT INSURANCE – so will be Stacey!

  • March 24, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    Kudos to blogger who came up with beauty : “Isn’t she a little old for you, Joe?”

  • March 26, 2019 at 12:45 am
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    I anticipate all the dinosaurs to pick up one of the new ‘darlings’ of the party. I expected Hlliary to be the first. Joining up and announcing early would give the tired old candidates new wind in their sails and would likely start a new trend.

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