Sure, this is just conjecture on my part.
But I’m beginning to wonder if Tom Arnold is a pro-Trump mole trying to make the news media look even stupider than they already do.
You gotta admit, his media barnstorming yesterday certainly did just that.
So either Tom Arnold is just an unhinged, drug-addled basket case.
Or he is a pro-Trump double agent.
There’s really no other choice here.
Arnold started Operation Make the Media Look Like Idiots by tweeting a photo of him and former Trump attorney Michael Cohen.
I love New York pic.twitter.com/J7AJg1HiHo
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) June 22, 2018
And it went downhill from there.
Arnold then went on NBC News and claimed that he and Cohen were teaming up to “take down Trump,” and Cohen ”has all the tapes.”
Naturally, hard-hitting journalists that they are, CNN couldn’t wait to have the sputtering imbecile on.
And he didn’t disappoint.
This was the most painful part:
Witness the final stages of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Notice the vacant expression, the seething rage, the nervous countenance, and inability to answer even the most basic questions. This man's next act will be pure violence. Mark my words. Scary pic.twitter.com/hkSOoOhnpq
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@Carpedonktum) June 23, 2018
Of course, if you prefer it with Jeopardy music (which by the way, I do):
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) June 23, 2018
Now for those of you thinking, “No, Dianny. He isn’t a pro-Trump double agent; he’s just a nut-job,” notice this:
Yeah. Tom Arnold retweeted the Jeopardy video.
See why I think he’s just messing with the news media?
Do you really think it helps these idiots to put someone on live television who acts like a hillbilly kid who stumbled onto Daddy’s meth lab?
If Donald Trump can be president, Tom Arnold can be an investigative reporter.
— Lawrence O'Donnell (@Lawrence) June 23, 2018
STOP THE HAMMERING!!!
Come on. Tell me it isn’t possible that Tom Arnold is toying with these idiots.
Not that it’s particularly difficult to do.
Despite the fact that Tom Arnold has gained quite a reputation as a jibbering, sputtering, potty-mouth whack job, they still invited him on.
This is how deep their Trump Derangement Syndrome has become.
And it isn’t just Tom Arnold that looks ludicrous in that clip.
The preposterous Poppy Harlow comes off as a hoodwinked fool.
And of course what makes the news media look even more ridiculous is Michael Cohen dismissed Arnold’s claims.
Appreciate @TomArnold kind words about me as a great father, husband and friend. This was a chance, public encounter in the hotel lobby where he asked for a selfie. Not spending the weekend together, did not discuss being on his show nor did we discuss @POTUS. #done #ridiculous
— Michael Cohen (@MichaelCohen212) June 23, 2018
You’d think any reputable “journalist” would have taken the time to confirm Arnold’s tall tale before inviting him on.
Like I said earlier this week, all the news media has to do is not be fake, and they can’t do it.
It’s their own damn fault for tripping all over themselves to invite this sputtering prat on the air.
Between TIME correction and CNN giving 14 minutes to Tom Arnold, big media day.
— Byron York (@ByronYork) June 23, 2018
And, see, this is why I wonder if Tom Arnold didn’t know going in that appearing live on the air was his opportunity to make the feckless news media look even more feckless.
Come on. Admit it. That embarrassing interview doesn’t make President Trump look bad.
But it makes the CNN, Poppy Harlow — and the news media in general — look like utter wankers.
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