Is Tom Arnold a Double Agent?

Sure, this is just conjecture on my part.

But I’m beginning to wonder if Tom Arnold is a pro-Trump mole trying to make the news media look even stupider than they already do.

You gotta admit, his media barnstorming yesterday certainly did just that.

So either Tom Arnold is just an unhinged, drug-addled basket case.

Or he is a pro-Trump double agent.

There’s really no other choice here.

Arnold started Operation Make the Media Look Like Idiots by tweeting a photo of him and former Trump attorney Michael Cohen.

And it went downhill from there.

Arnold then went on NBC News and claimed that he and Cohen were teaming up to “take down Trump,” and Cohen ”has all the tapes.”

Naturally, hard-hitting journalists that they are, CNN couldn’t wait to have the sputtering imbecile on.

And he didn’t disappoint.

This was the most painful part:

Of course, if you prefer it with Jeopardy music (which by the way, I do):

Now for those of you thinking, “No, Dianny. He isn’t a pro-Trump double agent; he’s just a nut-job,” notice this:

Tom Arnold retweet

Yeah. Tom Arnold retweeted the Jeopardy video.

See why I think he’s just messing with the news media?

Do you really think it helps these idiots to put someone on live television who acts like a hillbilly kid who stumbled onto Daddy’s meth lab?


Come on. Tell me it isn’t possible that Tom Arnold is toying with these idiots.

Not that it’s particularly difficult to do.

Despite the fact that Tom Arnold has gained quite a reputation as a jibbering, sputtering, potty-mouth whack job, they still invited him on.

This is how deep their Trump Derangement Syndrome has become.

And it isn’t just Tom Arnold that looks ludicrous in that clip.

The preposterous Poppy Harlow comes off as a hoodwinked fool.

And of course what makes the news media look even more ridiculous is Michael Cohen dismissed Arnold’s claims.

You’d think any reputable “journalist” would have taken the time to confirm Arnold’s tall tale before inviting him on.

But, nope.

Like I said earlier this week, all the news media has to do is not be fake, and they can’t do it.

It’s their own damn fault for tripping all over themselves to invite this sputtering prat on the air.

And, see, this is why I wonder if Tom Arnold didn’t know going in that appearing live on the air was his opportunity to make the feckless news media look even more feckless.

Come on. Admit it. That embarrassing interview doesn’t make President Trump look bad.

But it makes the CNN, Poppy Harlow — and the news media in general — look like utter wankers.

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6 thoughts on “Is Tom Arnold a Double Agent?

  • June 23, 2018 at 11:27 am

    Hi Dianny
    You are probably not old enuf to remember the last time Tom was on TV ………. I put my TV in the recycle bin in 07 – 08 about the time we were electing a Quisling for president, so it has been at least that long ……… and as I serfed to find the days MLB game of the day, I ran across Tom being interviewed on some inane subject and thot almost in the same words you used above …………….. how could a unhinged drug addled basket case be interviewed for any thing but a trip to the loony bin?? But that was in 07 – 08 before we learned how unhinged and drug addled the whole left movement is …………… where civility has completely been erased from thier lexicon and from their atempts to “fundamentally transform America” as the 44th marxist muslim president said at the beginning of his campaign to destroy the Republic. Tom of course is a poster child for the whole deranged crew of CNN etectera etcetera, the democratic socialist party, the Rinos, and the rest of the hate America group hoping for George Soros to be our first dictator since King G
    Enjoy your humor & sting.

    • June 23, 2018 at 11:40 am

      I’m old enough to remember the moon landing.

      • June 23, 2018 at 7:50 pm

        I do too! Watched it live with my family on black & white TV.

  • June 23, 2018 at 11:27 am

    Tom Arnold. Quite possibly the worst thing to EVER come from my state! Of course he does come from southern Iowa, where the farmland and the economy are not as good. And he could be considered a hillbilly, (whose entire family seems to have been involved in the meth trade). He is neither funny, intelligent, talented, clever, or easy to look at. We all know he weaseled his way into Roseannes’ world, simply for fame and money. If he was just slightly smarter, he would be a good candidate for the US Senate! Sorry to say it Arnie, but when you sold your soul, all you got was a big bag of cow manure! And a tiny peanut of a brain. I so wish I could express these things to you personally! lol

  • June 23, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    I really expected a butterfly net to collapse around Tom Arnold’s shoulders as the camera pulled away from him and back onto Harlow.

  • June 23, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    I think you might be onto something here, Dianny. I also think Tom Arnold was great in the movie True Lies, but that’s about it.

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