It appears Pope Francis is ignorant of the Bible

Pope Francis might want to take a break from flogging Climate Change and bone up on the Bible.

Heck, I’d be satisfied if he just reread the first few chapters of the Gospel of Luke.

It seems like every Christmas season brings out the “Jesus was a refugee and illegal migrant” nonsense.

But I really didn’t expect the Pope to be among those who peddles this phony narrative.

Call me crazy, but I figured if anyone knew the Bible, it would be the Pope.

Alas, I was wrong.

So once again, this time for the Pope, I’m going to reprint my column “Big Government: Inconveniencing Families for 2000 Years.”

Not that I expect Pope Francis to read it.

If we can’t count on the Pope to actually read the Bible, the chances are slim that he’d read this column.

But here goes.

Big Government: Inconveniencing Families for 2000 Years – December 10, 2014

It appears Pope Francis is ignorant of the Bible

Well, hell. It’s snowing. And it’s been snowing for more than twelve hours. From the looks of things, the snow isn’t fixing to stop any time soon.

To some, the sight of all this snow inspires the holiday spirit. The whole, “Oh, look outside, honey. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!”

In the interests of full disclosure. I am not one of those people.

I love Christmas.

But I hate snow.

But I’ll play along.

“Oh, wowie! Look everyone! Snow!”

Nope. Sorry. Just isn’t working for me.

Any old how.

During a town hall in Nashville, Barack Obama once again proved to the world that he knows absolutely nothing about the Bible [hat tip Breitbart]. You see, Joseph and Mary, according to this noted theologian, were homeless wanderers forced to hole up in a stable.

If you have been a regular reader of mine, this particular theme will sound familiar because I touched on it last Christmas.

You know. The last time Barack Obama, Biblical Scholar declared that Mary and Joseph were illegal aliens who had no home in Bethlehem and had to live in the shadows of a stable.

Now, I’m probably not as knowledgeable a Biblical Scholar as Barack Obama.

You see, I only hold a measly Bachelor’s Degree in Biblical Studies.

However, permit me to provide Barack with some, oh, what’s the word, context.

Rome was a micromanaging, Big Government that loved to stick its nose into the lives of the people who lived under its rule.

Sound familiar?

Okay.

Moving on.

During the time of Caesar Augustus, when Quirinius was the Governor of Syria, Rome decreed that a census be performed. Now, the Roman Postal Service didn’t mail everyone a seventeen page form to find out how many people lived in your home, do you have health insurance, how many are gay, or what color your skin is.

Instead, they forced everyone to return to the city of their birth where they would be registered for the census.

So, if you lived in Nazareth, but were born in Bethlehem, you had to pack up your family and set out for Bethlehem in order to be counted in the Big Government Census.

Joseph, being from the House of David, was from Bethlehem.

So, despite the fact that his wife Mary was exceedingly pregnant, they had to pack a bag and make the trip from Nazareth to Bethlehem to be in compliance with the Roman census decree.

I’m sure some pencil-pushing hag named Loisius Lernerus was sitting in her office in Rome making sure that the Jews were super-inconvenienced by this census.

But that’s just conjecture on my part and in no way substantiated in the Bible.

Joseph and Mary were not relocating to Bethlehem.

Joseph and Mary were not sneaking into Bethlehem illegally so that Joseph could become an olive-picker in the fields while Mary made beds in Bethlehem’s one and only inn.

They were mandated by the Roman Government to haul their fannies to their city of birth in order to comply with a governmental decree.

And they weren’t the only ones having to do it.

Everyone who was born in Bethlehem, along with their families, were also making the trip.

Now, Bethlehem wasn’t Miami or Las Vegas. It wasn’t known for all of its ample tourist accommodations.

As a result, there was precious little room for all these people mandated by a government decree to return to Bethlehem and be counted in a Big Government Census.

Since accommodations were limited, and Joseph had himself an enormously pregnant wife, they found a place protected from the elements and slept there.

It happened to be a stable.

You see. Joseph and Mary were not illegal aliens.

They were complying with a Big Government mandate.

If you want to take something away from this story about the circumstances that brought them to the stable, it should be:

Big Government: Inconveniencing Families for 2000 Years

Let’s face it. Had Rome not decreed this census be taken in the manner it was, Joseph and Mary would have welcomed their baby to the world from the comfort of their own home in Nazareth.

Obama wants to use the story of Jesus’ birth as a lesson. Sadly, as is usually the case with Obama, he failed to get the right lesson.

They were not homeless people, but citizens inconvenienced in order to comply with a government mandate.

They were not illegal aliens, but citizens forced to take a trip at a difficult time in order to comply with a government mandate.

But, don’t be too hard on Obama.

If I had attended a church where the minister told his congregation that “G*d-Damn America” is in the Bible, I probably would be a little confused as well.

Of course, Obama also claimed in this same town hall that the Bible says, “Don’t throw stones in glass houses.”

Ah, yes. If I’m not mistaken, Solomon installed plenty of double-pane, energy-efficient windows when he built the Temple in Jerusalem. They went nicely with the solar panels on the roof. Turns out the reason Solomon was so wise was because he was Green Compliant.

Obama, some advice. The problem with trying to convince Christians to support your Unconstitutional Amnesty by misquoting the Bible is most of them probably know the Bible better than you do. They know that the Bible doesn’t say anything about glass houses since, well, you know, glass houses didn’t exist. And they know that Mary and Joseph were not homeless, illegal vagabonds who jumped the border into Bethlehem in order to get the Roman equivalent of Food Stamps.

Jesus isn’t a cat’s paw for you to pull out and utilize to sell your illegal, unconstitutional acts.

Truth is, Jesus wasn’t ever very keen on people abusing the religion of his “folks.”

Those who tried to profit from pilgrims by setting up booths within the Temple were promptly, and might I add, violently expelled by Jesus.

Stick to your strengths, Barack.

Quote the Koran.

Quote Rules for Radicals.

Jesus isn’t a campaign prop. So, please. Leave the Bible alone.

And at this special time of the year, Barack, permit me to leave you with this passage from Proverbs, Chapter 10:

“A fool finds pleasure in wicked schemes, but a person of understanding delights in wisdom.”

And now, I have to go shovel snow.

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7 thoughts on “It appears Pope Francis is ignorant of the Bible

  • December 19, 2018 at 1:32 pm
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    Excellent. Missed this the first time around. Loisius Lernerus – priceless.

  • December 19, 2018 at 2:45 pm
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    If you are a brain-dead liberal (but I repeat myself), politics trumps EVERYTHING.

  • December 19, 2018 at 4:03 pm
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    I can hardly wait for the day when these morons have their words handed to them by none other than Jesus himself….sorry am cranky have a blistering migraine

  • December 19, 2018 at 6:17 pm
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    This imminently forgettable Pope may not be the worst Pope of all time, but he is certainly the worst of my lifetime. He makes John Paul look like a saint.

  • December 19, 2018 at 8:55 pm
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    As a practicing Catholic, I cannot stand the sight of this Pope. He is nothing but a Marxist. I really tried to like him in he beginning, but it just didn’t happen.

    Jesus and Mary were NOT immigrants. Their journey to Bethlehem was because of Caesar’s edict. I may not know the ins and outs of the Bible, but I do know they were not illegals.

    BTW, I was in Bethlehem in February. It was absolutely remarkable to be there. I actually got down on my knees and kissed the sight of the birth.

  • December 21, 2018 at 10:03 am
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    BRAVO!

  • December 22, 2018 at 8:25 am
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    what does Jesus words”resist not evil”mean to you now

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