IT MUST BE A CODED MESSAGE!!

The news media that obsesses over every single tweet President Trump sends out have been waiting all weekend, poised on the edge of their seats eagerly awaiting Trump’s tweet about Mueller.

But, and this is unusual, President Trump held back. No tweets were forthcoming.

Until this morning.

Finally President Trump tweeted out this.

And the tinfoil hat-wearing media spent the morning attempting to dissect this message.

Oh, Bret, you silly naïve boy!

Don’t you know it’s a coded message?!!!!

It’s an anagram.  I mean anybody can see that.

Fortunately, you guys are wise enough to visit PatriotRetort.com.  So I will now reveal the possible coded message within this evil, evil Trump tweet.

Unfortunately, I am not certain which coded message it is. But I have narrowed it down to these:

Dying aggravated a hero moon

A reign orgy advantaged homo

A vegan dad neigh orgy room

Dad gave a tan, gorier goo hymn

Egad homy! A groin and a TV ogre!

You’re welcome.

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8 thoughts on “IT MUST BE A CODED MESSAGE!!

  • March 24, 2019 at 1:15 pm
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    I just thought it was a message for the invading Martian army to begin its attack on the DNC headquarters.

  • March 24, 2019 at 3:49 pm
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    Oh my gosh people grow up and be grateful the truth is finally exposed.
    MAGA

  • March 24, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    I think he should pardon himself now just to get them going…………

  • March 24, 2019 at 4:10 pm
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    LOL!!!

    And they’re all NOT having a nice day out of spite.

  • March 24, 2019 at 5:02 pm
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    He was happy because his Russian pimp Yuri Nator sent the hot steaming pee pee girls over last night for some quality time with Comrade Trumpski.

    I bet your “humor” is a hit with the under eight demographic. — Dianny

  • March 24, 2019 at 6:57 pm
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    Or it could be a clever message to our double agents in the Deep State, like they did on the BBC during WWII; will tomorrow morning’s message be something like, “The rocking chair fell over last night” ?

  • March 25, 2019 at 11:52 am
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    bwahahahahahaha!

  • March 25, 2019 at 2:01 pm
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    That which we call a “Good Morning, Have A Great Day!” greeting by any other name (e.g., Covfefe) would still be confusing to the media.

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