Jeepers, what a sweaty guy

Anybody else notice how sweaty Robert Francis O’Rourke is?

Sweaty Beto

Good gravy! This guy sweats a lot.

Instead of “Beto,” perhaps Robert should change his nickname to Sweato.


He’s so soaked in sweat, he puts Bernie Sanders to shame.

Sweaty Bernie

Why would anybody want to pose for pictures with Sweaty O’Rourke?

It makes me yiffy just thinking about it.

But even with a chest full of flop sweat, this ABC News reporter looks on the verge of … well … you know.

Do a picture search on Twitter using: Beto Sweat. There are tons of shots showing this guy perspiring like an anxious junky desperate for a fix. Meanwhile, everyone around him is powderfresh.

It’s kinda gross.

Unless you’re digging the foundation of a house or building a border wall with your bare hands, there is no reason to be that sweaty.

In fact, it makes me wonder if that sweat is real.

sweaty spray

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8 thoughts on “Jeepers, what a sweaty guy

  • October 23, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You’re incredible Dianny!!!!

    • October 24, 2018 at 8:52 am


  • October 23, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    First off, I have already early voted Republican so I am definitely not a Beto fan but I must take issue with the sweat issue. THIS IS TEXAS – it’s HOT, HUMID and STICKY here almost 9 months of the year. Everyone sweats buckets. We go from air conditioned house to air conditioned car to our air conditioned destination and back home again. You step outside and you break a sweat. You stated in one post you hoped to retire to Texas well I suggest you come to south Texas in August and see if you can survive. You are welcome to visit us in Rockport (yes the town of Hurricane Harvey fame) anytime – just come on down y’all.

    • October 23, 2018 at 7:44 pm

      Yeah, I get the hot thing. But every picture I saw, everyone else in the pictures looks powder fresh — except Sweato. That’s what I found so odd.

      Love to visit! I’ve only been to Austin. Which was lovely. But kinda Leftie.

      • October 24, 2018 at 9:23 am

        Austin is our NYC. Their motto is “Keep Austin Weird” – very appropriate.

        Come on down any ole time

  • October 24, 2018 at 8:22 am

    First of all, a gentleman wears a (cotton) tee-shirt under his dress shirt if for no other reason to prevent this very thing from happening. And though it seems counter-intuitive, so doing will actually keep you cooler as it allows perspiration to wick out and evaporate. But then any man of real intelligence who lives in the climate “Beto” does would already know this.

  • October 24, 2018 at 9:45 am

    Beto is so Beta !

  • October 24, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    in florida my male relatives wore white wife beaters under their guyabera shirts, and they always looked fresh as a daisy

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