Jeeze, Hillary, save some make-up for the rest of us

I was just on Twitter and I saw a video clip of Hillary Clinton on Good Morning America flogging her Hulu “documentary.” Well, I tried watching it, but I couldn’t get through it because Hillary’s make-up distracted the heck out of me.

I always believed that Hillary’s biggest campaign expense in 2016 was all that make-up she slathered on so as not to look like the walking dead.

It was bad then.  But it was nothing compared to what she’s doing now.  Look at this.

Jeeze, Hillary, save some make-up for the rest of us

Oh, honey. No.  Save some make-up for the rest of us.

I realize she wants to make the most of her newly-ironed face, but all the rouge in the world isn’t going to convince us that you have youthful apple cheeks.

I think if a woman in Chappaqua runs to the drug store for some eyeliner she’s going to be stunned to discover that those shelves are just as empty as the ones holding the bottled water and antiseptic wipes.

Maybe Hillary has coronavirus and she’s overcompensating by piling on the layers of make-up.

Now, I realize that most women own more than their fair share of make-up.  But as a general rule, they don’t apply it all at once.

Good gravy, her eyes have so much liner and mascara on them, she can barely keep them open.  Which may explain why, when inspecting her handiwork in the mirror, Hillary didn’t notice just how dreadful she looks.

Drag queens don’t wear that much make-up.

I know Hillary is getting up there in years.  But, sweet merciful Zeus, applying make-up with a trowel isn’t fooling anyone with two working eyes.

I’ve long believed that Hillary Clinton has no friends.  And now I’m certain of it.  Because friends don’t let friends leave the house looking like a reject from RuPaul’s Drag Race.

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18 thoughts on “Jeeze, Hillary, save some make-up for the rest of us

  • March 3, 2020 at 4:03 pm
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    Time for Dianny’s T’s to reopen and update the old reliable “I just ran into Tammy Faye” to “I just ran into HRC”.

  • March 3, 2020 at 4:06 pm
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    All of her “friends” are either dead or in jail.

  • March 3, 2020 at 5:49 pm
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    Good grief!!! She looks like she had a mortician do her makeup. I’ve seen corpses that looked better than that.

    • March 3, 2020 at 6:14 pm
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      Holy crap. You’re right! I lived over a funeral home for five years. I can’t believe I didn’t make the connection. The make-up on the dearly departed was always overdone.

  • March 3, 2020 at 6:43 pm
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    Enough lines on that neck to go into a map.

  • March 3, 2020 at 6:57 pm
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    There’s absolutely no amount of makeup, a little or a lot, that could help that hag.

    • March 3, 2020 at 7:27 pm
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      Enough to choke off her oxygen would be good.

  • March 3, 2020 at 7:26 pm
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    Trowel? I dunno…looks more like a gunite or shotcrete job to me.

  • March 3, 2020 at 8:27 pm
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    The rage comes through nicely. Make up isn’t covering that over

  • March 3, 2020 at 10:59 pm
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    She looks like a beady-eyed miss piggy.

  • March 4, 2020 at 5:09 am
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    Maybelline, manufactured by Bondo.

  • March 4, 2020 at 8:35 am
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    Nobody taps that.

  • March 4, 2020 at 8:55 am
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    Is she trying to get Miss Piggy kicked off Sesame Street with that look?

  • March 4, 2020 at 9:04 am
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    Looks like she put it on with a putty knife and a blow torch. Quick Hilly, get that photo op done before that stuff begins to harden and they need to jackhammer it off your carcass. That is seriously a face that could make a freight train take a dirt road.

  • March 4, 2020 at 9:34 am
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    Hillary uses a trowel to apply her makeup.

  • March 4, 2020 at 2:15 pm
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    Uh, something about pigs and lipstick.
    In this case the pig would look better.

  • March 4, 2020 at 6:32 pm
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    Now, now, children. Play nice with Grandma.

  • March 5, 2020 at 8:39 am
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    It’s war paint. She’s prepping for sumptin’.

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