Jeff Flake: The Alexis Carrington of the Senate

The Alexis Carrington of the Senate

It really is quite an exercise in self-delusion the way Jeff Flake has cast himself in the role of the Great Defender of Conservatism and Stuff.

Sure, he makes loads of sanctimonious lectures about “country over party” and “our values.”

But the truth is, Jeff Flake isn’t the Super Conservative he thinks he is.

In fact, he’s kind of a bitch.

I’d go so far as to say he’s really the Alexis Carrington of the Senate.

Now, if you don’t remember the nighttime soap “Dynasty,” then you probably don’t know who Alexis Carrington is.

But that doesn’t matter.

Every television drama has a vicious bitch who presents herself as classy and upstanding while in reality is busy plotting and scheming to get revenge on her enemies.

So, sure, Jeff Flake (AKA Alexis Carrington) pretends that he’s just sticking to his principles by blocking votes on President Trump’s judicial nominees.

But he’s not.

This is nothing but a vindictive, resentful, bitter little schemer trying to ruin the President whom he despises.

Arizona’s Alexis Carrington actually out-bitches Hillary Clinton. But mostly because he, unlike Hillary, is actually in a position to undermine the President of the United States and the will of the voters.

Thanks to this vindictive little diva from Snowflake, Arizona, every judicial nominee has to be put on hold until the new Congress is sworn in.

You’d think a guy who crowned himself Conservatism’s conscience, would be eager to get Constitutional originalists on the bench.

But nope. Not Alexis Carrington.

He’s too full of petty, hormonal spite to do something that is a win for conservatives — not to mention the country.

Acting like a Democrat to own President Trump — that sums up the Alexis Carrington of the Senate.

If I were the President, I would love nothing more than to push this Alexis Carrington wannabe into a lily pond and kick his pernicious little ass.

Boy, I can’t wait till this needle dick is out of the Senate.

Hat tip The Conservative Treehouse.

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5 thoughts on “Jeff Flake: The Alexis Carrington of the Senate

  • November 29, 2018 at 2:56 pm


  • November 29, 2018 at 8:27 pm

    sorry I havent commented in a while but you are still on point as usual

  • December 1, 2018 at 8:18 am

    I’m still totally convinced that this sorry little butt sniffer is trolling for a gig as the “guest republican” on one of those upholstered brothels like CNN or MSLSD.

  • December 4, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    As a Republican in Arizona I’m totally fed up with this pathetic putz. I also remind his office from time to time; that his protection as a US Senator is going away in a couple months and that we know where his slimy ass lives.

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