Joe and Mika say “I do”

Joe and Mika

From the “Nobody really cares, but for some reason it’s news” files: after years of carrying on an affair that ended two marriages, Joe and Mika finally tied the knot.

In what can only be described as politicizing their wedding, Joe and Mika held their ceremony at the National Archives in front of the Declaration of Independence.

Maybe it’s me, but being married to either Joe or Mika sounds like the opposite of independence. I’m guessing their former spouses would agree.

Too bad there’s no such thing as the Declaration of Co-Dependence. That would have been far more fitting.

And you want to hear the absolutely hilarious part?

Congressman Elijah Cummings — the Milk Dud himself — officiated.

What? Was Bill Clinton not available?

Good grief. It’s as if Joe and Mika were trying to make as much of a mockery of the sanctity of marriage that they possibly could.

But considering how their relationship started, I guess that ship already sailed.

Any old how.

I don’t know why, but when I heard that Joe and Mika said “I do,” the first thing that popped into my head was this scene from M*A*S*H where the guys find a movie reel of Frank Burns’ wedding to his not-so-blissful bride.

 

Hat tip The Wrap.

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4 thoughts on “Joe and Mika say “I do”

  • November 27, 2018 at 6:59 am
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    They make stupidity their own brand. They may fight over the level of oak vs citrus in a particular Chardonnay………

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  • November 27, 2018 at 9:09 am
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    I think of Elijah Cummings as ‘ole puddin’ head’

    Squinty and Meat Puppet married……not sure how this changes anything. Their engagement meant little as it was the result of adultery.

    They are still liberal biased and democratic hacks that spin lies for a living. They are about as deep as a drop of water. Their marriage vows are made on the same tissue paper their previous vows were printed on.

    Like all things liberal, I am sure it is a marriage of convenience much like Hilly and Billy. Symbolism over substance. The only difference is that there are no bodies floating around to raise suspicion regarding their activities.

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  • November 28, 2018 at 2:08 pm
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    Good question by Levin last night. No one is permitted to take photos in the room where or sacred documents are kept. I remember when I was there I wasn’t allowed to take photos. So, how the hell were these 2 commies allowed to have photos taken?

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  • November 29, 2018 at 9:50 am
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    That bloom will fall off the vine quickly.
    Deceit is a bad character trait.

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