Joe’s Home Studio

Joe’s Home Studio

Whelp, we finally caught sight of Joe Hidin’ today when he gave his first awkward, made-for-public-access video “briefings” from a home studio hastily set up by his crack team of handlers.

And it was about as uncomfortable and low-budget as you’d expect from a home studio production.

I mean Wayne’s World had better production quality.

🎶 “Joe’s World! Party Time! Excellent!” 🎶

Keep in mind, he’s reading this stuff – if not from a teleprompter, from cue cards held up by one his home studio staffers just below the camera.

Which would explain this:

Schwing!

I’m guessing for the next pretend “briefing” his crack Home Studio Team will frame Joe a little tighter so we don’t see his frantic hand movements when his cue card-holder isn’t flipping the pages fast enough.

It’s cringy.  And it’s campy.

But it’s all Team Biden can trust Joe do.

For heaven’s sake, they know they can’t risk having Joe sit for actual interviews where he might have to field questions and speak off the cuff.

So I’m figuring from now until the Democratic Convention, they’ll keep old Joe locked in his home studio speaking to a camera and staying unchallenged, unquestioned and (hopefully) on script.

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7 thoughts on “Joe’s Home Studio

  • March 23, 2020 at 8:58 pm
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    Last segment of Jesse Watters’ show on Saturday night showed Plugs “thanking” his voters for his primary wins. It was One for the Ages! He just stared into the camera, didn’t know what to say, and Dr. Jill had to “rescue” him. It was jaw dropping.

  • March 24, 2020 at 12:41 am
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    Four in one day …you feeling better?
    Praise!

  • March 24, 2020 at 1:18 am
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    Biden on!… Excellent!!!

  • March 24, 2020 at 8:42 pm
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    I never paid much attention to Jill before this, but I think she may be a little on the dumb side as well.
    She went on TV and practically told everyone that she knows they think Joe isn’t great, but just hold your nose and vote for him. lol.

  • March 24, 2020 at 8:45 pm
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    I used to say Jill was cruel and disgusting for letting / pushing Biden out there with his problems. But now I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with both of them.

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