The Army of Hateful Hags who organized the Pussy Parade are planning a Day Without a Woman strike for March 8th.
— Women's March (@womensmarch) February 14, 2017
Just one day?
I couldn’t convince you to do more than just one day, could I?
Well, either way, I think it’s a capital plan.
Go ahead and have your Day Without a Woman, girls.
But on one condition.
It has to be an honest-to-Pete day without you.
That means no rallies, no protests, no marches, no live-stream videos — no nothing.
You must simply go away for the entire day.
Find a nice, quiet corner where you can sit and knit pussy hats for twenty-four hours. And leave us alone.
Oh, and take Madonna and Ashley Judd with you.
Frankly, if these pussy-hat-wearing wet blankets agreed to that, they could hold a Day Without a Woman every day for the next four years and I’d be a happy camper.
But let’s be honest.
They won’t go away.
This supposed Day Without a Woman will be yet another in-your-face “We are Women Hear Us Kvetch” event.
Who are they kidding? These hens can’t afford to disappear for 24 hours.
Their only relevance comes from being propped up by every major news outlet in the country. And if they went away for the day, they wouldn’t get the wall-to-wall coverage they so desperately need to maintain the illusion that they have influence.
These gals threatening to give us a day without them reminds me of this Bugs Bunny bit:
I’d love it if they went away on March 8th.
But they won’t.
No matter how much we’d like them to.
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