Kamala and the Bedsheet Backdrop

Lots of folks have been posting this video of Kamala Harris going all tin-pot dictator on drug companies.  And I get it.  It really is some eye-opening, dictatorial crap she’s peddling. But the thing about the video that struck me was just how low-budget everything is.  Kamala must be out of campaign cash if she has to settle for a bedsheet backdrop.

Apropos of nothing, really, but does the audio make her sound like she had one too many cocktail on the way to this event?

But just look at that stage.  Between the bedsheet backdrop, the tinny audio, the dark, looming shadows and piss-poor lighting, Kamala is either running for student body president or is auditioning for her own show on public access.

Like Wayne’s World – only without Garth.

Kamala and the bedsheet backdrop

Yeah, yeah.  I get it.

The more disturbing thing about that video is what Kamala is saying.

But I had to watch that clip three times before I could pay attention to what she was saying because the audio, lighting, bedsheet backdrop and gloomy shadows were distracting me.

It wasn’t that long ago, Kamala’s campaign had enough hard cash they could buy her a friggin’ bus.

Yup.  From a spiffy, logoed bus to a bedsheet backdrop in three months.

I mean, my how the mighty have fallen.

The other day, Kamala claimed the reason her polling sucks is because she lacks name recognition.

You know, unlike the guy polling at the top in Iowa — that mayor of South Bend who, up until a few months ago, nobody ever heard of. Yup. He’s got loads of name recognition — even though nobody knows how to pronounce his name.

Butti-geeg?

Booty-jeeg?

Who the hell knows?

So if I’m to understand her claim, when her poll numbers skyrocketed after her infamous “that little girl was me” moment of the first debate, suddenly all those people who supported her woke up one morning and said, “Kamala who?”

It isn’t a lack of name recognition that drove her polling into the toilet.  In fact it’s probably the opposite.  The more people got to know Kamala “the Great Dictator” Harris, they less they liked her.

And it certainly isn’t the lack of name recognition that has driven Kamala from glitzy staging to a bedsheet backdrop.

Instead, it’s the lack of cold, hard cash.

Donors who went all-in on Kamala a year ago dropped her like a hot rock.

If the only thing you have going for you is the financial backing of wealthy, connected donors, when the donations dry up what are you left with?

Strip away all the glitz and glamor of a well-funded campaign, and Kamala has nothing to offer.

She’s not charismatic.

She’s not compelling or exciting.

She flip-flops more than Kirsten Gillibrand.

And despite her years of locking people up, she can’t hold an audience captive to save her life.

When you add to that her tendency to lean toward authoritarian dictates and government overreach, it doesn’t surprise me at all that her campaign is floundering.

Honestly, I just do not understand why Kamala is still in this race.  Maybe it’s time for her to fold up her bedsheet backdrop, hop in her fancy bus and toddle on back to DC.

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17 thoughts on “Kamala and the Bedsheet Backdrop

  • November 23, 2019 at 4:17 pm
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    Loved the stain on the sheet!!
    Hahahahahaha-hoo-ey!!!!

    • November 24, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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      That was an impression of Willie Brown embedded face up.

    • November 24, 2019 at 7:42 pm
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      She started her career on a bed sheet and so that’s fitting where she ends it.

  • November 23, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    But Dianny, she’s a “top tier” candidate!

    • November 23, 2019 at 6:02 pm
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      If she were still a top tier candidate, it would’ve been a high thread count Egyptian cotton sheet.

      • November 23, 2019 at 8:42 pm
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        Very good.
        Again!

  • November 23, 2019 at 7:21 pm
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    Well, at least she’s a real Indian.

  • November 23, 2019 at 8:28 pm
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    Poor,poor, Kamala. She just can’t seem to keep the momentum going. That’s what happens when you sleep your way to the top.

  • November 23, 2019 at 8:40 pm
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    Is it possible that Harris only has one talent?
    Could that one talent bring her this far?
    What if?
    It’s possible she’s an idiot.
    Who cares.She’s down with the cause.

  • November 24, 2019 at 1:47 am
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    Watched again and to me it appears Kamala is either in a basement or an enclosed Patio. Not a very big area. Only an applause of 2 or 3 people. Possibly she also been snorting coke at this bachelors party by the way she keeps rubbing her nose. Time for rehab Madam.

  • November 24, 2019 at 3:42 am
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    At the rate the Progs continue to crawl out of the wormwood, it’s obvious they think the future is wide open.
    They got nuttin’ or nobody running, they know it, desperation is setting in and it’s making them out crazy each other.
    Knew I shudda bought stock in Orville Redenbacher.
    What amazes me, she thinks she is African-American, clutching at straws.
    Fake Indian white lady who makes everybody uncomfortable watching her.
    Fake African-American Indian, dot not feathers, who’s ancestors owned slaves.
    Over the hill old white man, doesn’t know what state he’s in, geographically or mentally.
    Ex-governor, rolls out his campaign to an audience of 2.
    Do de word “delusional” strike a famillar note, King Fish?
    I could go on, somebody stop me.

  • November 24, 2019 at 7:17 am
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    Kameltoe wants so desperately to be black she paid race hustler supreme,Gasoline Maxine $70K to be put on the brochures she sent to 200,000 of her homeboys.The brochures Waters paid her daughter $750.000 from campaign funds to mail for her.

  • November 24, 2019 at 11:35 am
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    LOL! Might as well report on Pee Wee Herman and his bike. Just as relevant to the 2020 election! LOL! Harris isn’t even a sideshow at this point. Just a bitter aftertaste.

    • November 24, 2019 at 1:08 pm
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      Aftertaste? Maybe for her friend from Frisco, but an after thought to me!

  • November 24, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    For 5 dollars US you can have Kamala Harris too.

  • November 24, 2019 at 1:07 pm
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    Now she can stop smoking the Mary Jane and take better care of he friend from Frisco!

  • November 24, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    Those must be the jeans she wore out to get to where she is today.

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