Kamala has egg on her face …. again

Kamala has egg on her face …. again

Just a helpful tip for morons like Kamala Harris. Instead of uncritically believing an opinion piece in the New York Times the moment it drops, wait 24 hours for all the corrections to be issued.  Then weigh in.  Otherwise, you’ll end up with egg on your face.

Then again, I’m beginning to think Kamala likes getting egg on her face.

[This is where the twelve-year-old boys in adult male bodies insert a joke about goo on her face.  I, however, will not do that.]

Egg on Her Face Harris made the same inept blunder over Jussie Smollett’s phony hate crime.  Remember? She bought the story hook, line and sinker. And it made her look all kinds of dumb when it was revealed to be a hoax.

Now she’s at it again.

This time accepting as “fact” an unsubstantiated “story” in the New York Times about Justice Brett Kavanaugh that is just a retread of an unsubstantiated claim about SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh from a year ago.

Not long after the Times dropped this garbage piece, they were forced to issue a rather significant correction – namely that the supposed “victim” of this alleged “incident” has no earthly idea what the Democrat operative who made the claim is talking about.

[A big shout out to Mollie Hemingway for exposing the New York Times’ dishonesty.]

If only Kamala had taken a beat and waited, she wouldn’t have ended up with egg on her face … again.

But nope. The instant the crap story dropped, Kamala, as is her habit, jumped on it like white on rice.

Now that this supposed “credible” account of an “incident” that the so-called “victim” doesn’t even remember has fallen apart, will Egg on Her Face Harris retract this nonsense?


For Kamala, this has never been about facts or the truth. It’s all about confirmation bias.

Kamala, just like all the other prats who jumped onto this story like rabid weasels, will never tweet out so much as a whoopsie-daisy for getting this wrong.

Why should she?

The objective of this garbage “reporting” in the New York Times has been achieved.  And no amount of corrections completely debunking its claims will change that.

Democrats – especially the idiot Senators running for President – would be wise to remember the fate of Claire McCaskill, Heidi Heitkamp and Joe Donnelly.  Those three Democrat Senators lost to a Republican challenger in 2018.  Voters were disgusted by how Senate Democrats behaved during the Kavanaugh hearings and let them know at the polls.

Does Egg on Her Face Harris think flogging yet another unsubstantiated hit job against Justice Kavanaugh will help her win over voters in Iowa or South Carolina?

This is just more proof that Kamala Harris is not savvy enough to run a national campaign.

Now, to be fair, Kamala isn’t the only one with egg on her face.

Plenty of Senate Democrats, not to mention those nitwits in the so-called “Squad” are still today flogging this already debunked piece of fiction as “proof” that Kavanaugh lied and was “credibly” accused.

[“Credibly” accused? How is it “credible” when the “victim” has no memory of the alleged incident? That’s how stupid these idiots think voters are.]

Honestly, Kamala Harris is garbage. She doesn’t belong anywhere near the White House. In fact, she doesn’t belong in the United States Senate.

Nor do her any of her Democrats colleagues.

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24 thoughts on “Kamala has egg on her face …. again

  • September 16, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    Having egg on her face would be an improvement over what Willie brown was putting on her face.

    • September 16, 2019 at 2:10 pm

      Twelve year-old boy comment. I totally didn’t predict that. Oh, wait. Yes I did.

      No points for mastering the art of the single entendre.

  • September 16, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    “Honestly, Kamala Harris is garbage. She doesn’t belong anywhere near the White House. In fact, she doesn’t belong in the United States Senate.

    Nor do her any of her Democrats colleagues.”

    there is an absolute truth!!!

    • September 16, 2019 at 2:29 pm

      Could have said the same for “bathrobe boy” Hussein Obama!

    • September 20, 2019 at 3:46 am

      IF, the fools who vote Democrat, even the believers in ‘Planned Parenthood’ could be bothered to read for themselves. This Harpy, who set California’s law enforcement on two whistleblowers, who uncovered facts about babies manipulated in the womb, so their heads came out first, and could be twisted off for ‘stem’ body parts, and various other, unbelievable atrocities, pay Harris very well for ‘top cover’, only Satan would give her a single vote.

  • September 16, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    And here I thought Kamala preferred sausage over eggs.

  • September 16, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    willie says kamala likes it on her face.

    It’s as if Beavis & Butt-head are in charge of the comments section. Save yourselves some time and just type: “insert completely unoriginal Willie Brown semen reference here.” — Dianny

  • September 16, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Ya sure you’re not mistaking something from Willie Brown as egg on her face? That would be highly likely!!!!!

    Golly! I didn’t see the Willie Brown jokes coming … said nobody ever. Come on guys. Try going for something that wouldn’t be written on a bathroom stall in the local junior high school. — Dianny

  • September 16, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    This is shocking! (No, not the egg-face-image — that could not have been played any better.)

    What’s shocking is the Dems considering impeachment of a *recently confirmed* SCOTUS justice. Of course, I can’t ever say Dems generally aren’t prone to floating shocking ideas.

    This assault is particularly idiotic. Maybe next they’ll propose that concurrent impeachments of all non-Dem politicians and appointees proceed immediately. It could be a condition of election for all non-Dem candidates — immediate impeachment and continuous investigations throughout their terms.

    Shocking idea


  • September 16, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    Another clear example of the Class “B” status of the entire Liberal candidate field. The Dems are a pathetic lot!!

  • September 16, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    Kamala likes semen on her face?
    There is no way i got that message from this article
    The dirty minds of some people.

    • September 16, 2019 at 6:12 pm

      I wasn’t going for double entendre in that ‘shop image. Though I knew some folks would take it that way because even when I do a ‘Shop image of Kamala that has absolutely nothing double-entendre-esque about it, someone will make it about Willie Brown. It’s not the “dirty minds” aspect that bugs me. Risqué humor can be hilarious. It’s the lack of effort to be in any way clever or original that I find so disappointing. Is there nobody up to the task of making a joke that aspires to be more than the overused, unoriginal single entendre any twelve-year-old boy could tackle? Or is clever humor truly dead?

      • September 16, 2019 at 8:30 pm

        Seeing that egg slapped on Kamalas head was the 1st time I didn’t go straight to a Willie Brown crack. But I know how irresistible it was once I saw the comments….I just thought the image was perfect, & I’ve never been a 11 yr old boy, just a smartassed redhead.

    • September 17, 2019 at 2:18 am

      None of these dems could manage this country, its economy, its safety, its foreign policy….

      That they believe they can tells tons about them. How ignorant and arrogant can one get?

  • September 16, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    The dems hate Kavanaugh because he upholds and defends the Constitution.
    They want Justices who promote their communist, anti-American agenda.
    Like Ruth (Buzzy) Ginsburg.

  • September 16, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    Well, she’s been going down on a lot of poles.

    • September 16, 2019 at 6:30 pm

      Now, see, this is better. It would have been perfect if you just spelled poles “polls.” Then it would be the ideal double entendre. I give this an 8 out of ten.

  • September 16, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    The Kavanaugh accusations are beginning to look like a hoax as well.
    Leland Keyser, Ford’s friend who in the end did not corroborate Blasey-Ford’s testimony told the authors in a new book: “The Education of Brett Kavanaugh: An Investigation”, she was pressured, or threatened might be a more accurate term, to corroborate Blasey-Ford’s account or certain things would be spread about her.
    This sounds ominously like witness tampering.
    Leland Keyser apparently now is having problems with retribution, and her son set up a Go Fund Me Account, since when she told the truth, she is now experiencing great personal hardship. People are taking revenge on her, for telling the truth.
    This is outrageous, and seems to be witness tampering, but the media is silent about it.
    The media totally backed the Blasey-Ford accusations up to block a Trump Supreme Court appointment.
    There is information now coming out that besides not being corroborated, there was pressure put on a witness to corroborate, Blasey-Ford’s testimony, and this would tend to discredit Blasey-Ford’s testimony even more than it was in doubt and uncorroborated during the hearing.
    Blasey-Ford’s testimony may have largely been lifted out of Mark Judge’s book, “Wasted: Tales of a GenX Drunk”. The book was in public domain so was available for review prior to the hearing.

  • September 16, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    This is where the twelve-year-old boys in adult male bodies insert a joke… I, however, will not do that.

    Ha. Right. Like your picture is not worth a thousand Willie Brown jokes.

    It’s been… many moons… since I was a twelve-year-old boy, but I must admit your graphic (well done as always, anyway) did cause me to immediately think, “I really didn’t want to think about what Kamala had, or has had, on her face.” Thank goodness for the yolk. Totally saved it. 😕

    How is it “credible” when the “victim” has no memory of the alleged incident? That’s how stupid these idiots think voters are.

    Is that it? I wonder if maybe it’s that they are ignorant about what the term “credible” really means, much like so many folk don’t literally mean “literally.”

    Insignificant, but correction needed for “significant correctly”? 🙂

  • September 16, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Isn’t Kamel Toe Harris supposed to be a lawyer? Did she actually pass the California Bar? (I know she’s hit other Bars, as evidenced by her “presentation” at the debate last week).

    Love all the comments above! You guys nailed it!

  • September 17, 2019 at 12:36 am

    “This is where the twelve-year-old boys in adult male bodies insert a joke about goo on her face. ”

    Did you just assume our genders????

  • September 17, 2019 at 10:07 am

    This is right out of the liberal playbook 1960 edition.: When a story fails to gain traction RECYCLE. Ok, thats not news. Why is this hitting now? To my knowledge thater is no real big roe case coming up. SO it leads em tot o believe there is SCOTUS news we are unaware of coming and this is a threat to force Kavanaugh to the left-wing line.

  • September 17, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Kamala is giving garbage an even worse name. Next stop the sewer.

  • September 18, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Well, Willie does like his eggs over easy…. with lots of salt…

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