Just how stupid and out of touch is Kamala Harris? Well, let’s put it this way. In order to goose her Iowa poll numbers upward, Kamala invited California Governor Gavin Newsom to join her on the campaign trail.
Oh, yeah. That’s the way to get Iowa voters to rally to you.
Because nothing says “Midwest appeal” quite like Gavin Newsom – the inept California socialist governor who can’t even keep the friggin’ electricity on.
What? Was Nicolás Maduro not available?
Thanks @gavinnewsom! Don’t forget your jacket—December in Iowa is a little different from the Bay.— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) December 3, 2019
Yeah, there’s a LOT about Iowa that’s different from the Bay. And the weather is the least of it. For one thing, Iowans don’t need a feces map to guide them through town without getting crap on their shoes.
Plus, their electricity works!
What could Gavin Newsom possibly bring to Kamala’s failing campaign other than even more scorn and mockery?
There’s dumb. There’s really dumb. And then there’s Team Kamala.
I swear, you could offer her campaign two choices – one that is a sure-fire winner and one that is destined to fail – and Team Kamala will pick the destined to fail choice every damn time.
Even if you said to them, “Pick this one! It’s a sure-fire winner!” Team Kamala would still pick the one that’s destined to fail.
And picking Gavin Newsom to campaign with her in Iowa?
That is destined to fail.
I wonder if Kamala is going to make Gavin stand in front of a bedsheet backdrop.
For someone who supposedly “f-ing” moved to Iowa, Kamala sure hasn’t learned much about Iowans, has she? Not if she thinks Gavin Newsom will be her saving grace.
I mean, who the heck is making decisions for her campaign?
“Gosh, this California Senator just isn’t appealing to folks in Iowa. I know! Let’s have the California Governor come and campaign with her!”
Just a guess, but I suspect when she purged campaign staff, Kamala fired all the wrong people.
And the ones who are left must all work for Acme Campaign Products. Which would explain a LOT.
Whelp. I guess Gavin wasn’t her ticket to victory. I no sooner publish this post and Kamala drops out. Hahahahahaha!
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