Keeping Joe on a tight leash

Keeping Joe on a tight leash

Leaving aside all the squealing from the media Pageant Moms, yesterday’s Biden meltdown clearly has his campaign handlers nervous as hell.  And they’re doing their best to keep him on a tight leash.

Watch this video clip from yesterday when Joe is asked about his flip-out with the Detroit auto worker.

I think Bo Erickson is giving Joe far more credit than he deserves.  He didn’t “pivot.”  He was just too damn confused to answer the question.

But notice how Symone Sanders is trying to hustle the old dude into the car.  This is what I mean by keeping Biden on a tight leash. They don’t want him answering questions there because that earlier meltdown left him flustered and confused.

Also notice how unsteady Joe is in that clip.  He’s wavering and wobbling like Hillary at the Scooby van.

My guess is, Team Biden knows that Joe is only good in brief spurts.  And when those brief spurts are over, out comes the tight leash.

There’s a reason his campaign appearances are limited to seven-minute stump speeches.  Anything longer than that, and all bets are off.

I’m thinking those “Joe among the voters” moments are going to be deep-sixed from every future campaign stop. And not just because Joe can’t stop attacking voters.

Take a look at the infamous “You’re full of shit” video again.

Notice the poor slip of a girl trying to get Joe out of there?

It’s made even worse because the grumpy old cooter is “shushing” her.

How much you want to bet that campaign staffer is rethinking her career choices?

They can’t control him. Tight leash or no, Team Biden is no match for this old coot’s dementia.

I almost pity these guys.

Out in the wilds, Joe can’t be trusted even when he’s on a tight leash.

But even in carefully structured moments, Joe is so incompetent, these guys have to cover for him.

Watch this 30-second video from last night.  It’s thirty-seconds and they had to make two edits.

Yeah.  It is sad.

But this is what the Democrat Party signed up for – a senile, not-all-there old man who has to be kept on a tight leash.

And they’re stuck with him.

At one o’clock today, Bernie Sanders is scheduled to address the press from his home in Burlington.

Now, he might decide to stay in the race.  But I give it a 50/50 chance he’s dropping out.

Which means all their hopes for November are pinned on this pathetic old man.

Update:

Okay, I just watched Commie Bernie’s press statement. He is not dropping out. Instead, it appears his goal in staying in is to try and push old codger Joe further to the Left.

Bernie gave a litany of questions he plans to ask Joe at Sunday’s debate. And from the questions he wants to ask, I can only conclude Bernie’s hope is to box Joe in by forcing him to adopt Bernie’s radical commie agenda.

So I’m giving it a 75% chance the DNC will decide to cancel the debate on Sunday because they know if Bernie pushes Joe, the old coot just might agree to most of Bernie’s agenda, and thereby scare away moderate Democrats and Independent voters.

I could be wrong. But since they’ve already canceled the audience due to Wuhan panic, it’s not that much of a leap to canceling it altogether for the same lame reason.

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11 thoughts on “Keeping Joe on a tight leash

  • March 11, 2020 at 2:30 pm
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    The country is seeing this. Only in the “bubble” do they think anyone is buying the skunk road kill as a Filet Mignon. The world is watching this and wondering just how far the media here can tear this country down as a result of TDS.

  • March 11, 2020 at 3:23 pm
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    Dianny, Sunday’s debate is almost a no-win situation for Biden. He’s already winning. If Sanders wants to win, Bernie should try to rattle Joe–get under his skin, fluster him. If Joe melts down on national television, or has multiple “where am I” confused moments, I think support for him will waver, increasing Bernie’s chances.

    If Biden agrees to Bernie’s agenda, Biden loses moderates. If he doesn’t, Bernie’s bros won’t support Biden when he wins. I actually want to see them annihilate each other, make it a brokered convention where Bernie gets screwed, and have all the Bernie supporters stay home on election night.

  • March 11, 2020 at 3:47 pm
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    The Democrats and their PR firm (mass media) know that they can’t possibly let that debate go ahead. If they do they will never be able to drag Joe over the finish line.

    It will be canceled.

  • March 11, 2020 at 3:53 pm
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    The wild cards of Hillary and Massive Cheating still scare me.

  • March 11, 2020 at 4:24 pm
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    This is so entertaining that I’m running out of popcorn

  • March 11, 2020 at 6:25 pm
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    Bernie is sit’n pretty.
    If the DNC won’t let em debate Bernies Frankenstein Villagers make big trouble.
    Bernies call’n the shots.
    I wonder how big the jackpot’s gonna be?

  • March 11, 2020 at 9:29 pm
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    In our prayers for your healing / recovery

  • March 11, 2020 at 11:42 pm
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    In Sunday’s debate Joe won’t have his caregiver Dr, (it’s really an Ed.D, not M.D.) Jill Biden sitting next to him ready to jump in and deflect the tough and confusing questions. If Joe has, and probably does, Alzheimer’s, evenings are especially bothersome. That’s called Sundown Syndrome. Of course Joe’s an all day gaffe machine so he probably has Daytime Syndrome too…..

  • March 12, 2020 at 11:06 am
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    The image of “little Joey” on the kid leash is priceless. It is both laugh out loud and deadly serious at the same time. I think it is the most crystal clear depiction of sleepy, creepy, handsy, pervy, uncle Joe yet. You should reserve a special honored spot in the Dianny image vault for this one, as it is one of the all-time greats. Keep up the great photoshopping and writing. Praying for your recovery from the flu.

    • March 12, 2020 at 6:09 pm
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      “It is both laugh out loud and deadly serious at the same time”
      Nailed it.
      I am not a Joe Biden fan, but I fear for that poor man. Shame on his family & handlers for pushing him on at this pace. His blood will be on their hands. It is clear from the videos, he is cracking under the strain. If Joe can’t handle a question from a voter with out challenging them to “step outside”, how is he going to get through a debate with President Trump? (He is going to come unglued or have a massive stroke)

      it is not going to end well for Joe.
      He needs to go home & stay there.

  • March 12, 2020 at 6:03 pm
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    Don’t sully the word “banjo” in a Biden rant. Other than that, spot on.

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