Have you ever known someone whose child rules the home?
Holy mackerel. There is nothing worse than a King Baby.
And it isn’t just that he’s spoiled. It’s worse than that.
He holds his family hostage.
Nobody’s needs can be met until his are satisfied. Mummy and Dad trip all over themselves to do his bidding.
And nothing is ever enough.
I’ve known people who are ruled by a King Baby. And what’s particularly awful about it is if you go to their home, you become a hostage too.
Not that Mummy and Dad could stop that from happening because by that point, they’re suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. So if you object to being treated like crap by their precious little King Baby, you, my friend, are the one they get mad at.
I’ve never been mistaken for a patient person.
So I have a short fuse when it comes to spoiled children.
And I have zero tolerance for a King Baby.
Parkland’s Attention Hogg is a seventeen year old King Baby.
But it isn’t just Mummy and Dad who are wrapped around his finger.
This King Baby rules a social media fiefdom where his subjects do anything he commands them to do. Fellow teens, grown adults — it doesn’t matter. When he issues a command, they snap to and obey.
He can be as disrespectful, foul-mouthed and ugly as he wants. And they will squeal with delight and applaud his every action. More importantly, if he commands them to attack, they launch into action faster than a SEAL Team.
As I pointed out in the previous post, this whole thing with Laura Ingraham reveals just how much of a King Baby he is.
Stupidly, Ingraham bowed and scraped before his little highness begging his forgiveness.
And just like the King Baby he is, the skinny little snot refused to accept her apology. He’s still going to demand all his subjects boycott her advertisers. And he’s still going to drive her off the air.
So long as no adult in his life gives him a healthy dose of reality — or a much-needed spanking — this scrawny gremlin will continue to behave like a spoiled, out of control toddler.
Let Laura Ingraham’s experience be a lesson to you.
Never apologize to these people. Never give them an inch.
And never ever indulge a King Baby.
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