Lay off the cosmetic surgery, Joe

Lay off the cosmetic surgery, Joe

Holy socks.  How much cosmetic surgery has Joe Biden undergone in the last two years?

Seeing as I would rather perform a do-it-yourself colonoscopy than watch a Democrat debate, the only news I got about last night’s CNN/NYT hosted event I got from Twitter.

And the very first tweet I saw was this screen shot of Joe Biden:

Good grief.  He’s had so much cosmetic surgery, Joe’s skin looks like Silly Putty.

Joe’s face has been stretched so much, at the rate he’s going, by Super Tuesday he’ll be blinking his lips.

Now, I realize that Joe Biden is an exceptionally vain man.  But lay off the cosmetic surgery, honey.  It doesn’t make you look younger.  And it certainly doesn’t make you look better.

In fact, you look like a Miami Beach divorcee.

At some point cosmetic surgery stops improving one’s looks. Just ask Lion Head Lady.

And Stretchy Joe has reached that point.

Now he just looks, well, clownish.

Getting hair plugs, it turns out, was the gateway procedure to endless cosmetic surgery for stretch Biden.

Between the stretching, the chemical peels, the botox and the phony teeth, Joe puts Nancy Pelosi to shame.

I don’t know whose idea it was to pull Joe’s face so tight he appears in a perpetual state of utter surprise.  But if Jill cared more about her husband than she does becoming First Lady, shouldn’t she caution him to stop?

I mean, she is a doctor, right?*

[*Yeah, I know. Not a doctor doctor.]

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6 thoughts on “Lay off the cosmetic surgery, Joe

  • October 16, 2019 at 9:33 am
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    I had noticed months ago that his usual old man jowl had gotten smaller. lol He just looks worse and worse.

  • October 16, 2019 at 10:33 am
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    I guess that’s how Biden reacts to the criticism that he’s too old to be president

  • October 16, 2019 at 11:29 am
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    What was that saying before about “putting lipstick on a pig”?

  • October 16, 2019 at 4:49 pm
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    Joe’s skin is so stretchy that “swallowing a little bit of Joe” could be as chewy as bad calamari.

  • October 16, 2019 at 5:37 pm
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    That’s not a cleft chin, that’s his belly button.

    Don’t even ask about his goatee 😉

  • October 17, 2019 at 1:18 pm
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    HAHAHA – blinking his lips!!

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