The Left thinks Mueller is their Superhero come to save the day

Is it just me or have you noticed that the Left’s faith in Robert Mueller borders on religious fervor?

For the victims of Trump Derangement Syndrome, Mueller is Jesus, Santa Claus and Superman all rolled into one.

And ever since CNN broke the news last night that charges are imminent, they’ve been quivering like a spastic colon.

”Here he comes to save the day!!!”

From the way the ResistanceLOL is behaving, you’d think Donald Trump was about to be led away in shackles.

And nobody is more excited than Little Teddy Lieu-Who of California.

It’s a big F-ing deal? Why, Ted?

Haven’t you heard the old saying that a prosecutor could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich?

Especially if the grand jury is assembled in a city that votes 94% Democrat.

The bottom line is this. Mueller and his team of Clintonistas have been sucking down taxpayer money for months. So they have to have something to show for it.

In other words, everyone expected somebody to get charged with something.

So last night’s report from CNN was about as unexpected as the sun rising in the east.

Nor is it a surprise that the news broke Friday night.

The Democrats and the media have had a terrible week.

And I’m sure the prospect of spending the Sunday shows discussing Hillary and Uranium One, or Hillary and Fusion GPS didn’t appeal to them.

And now, thanks to the leak from Mueller’s team, they don’t have to mention Hillary at all.

Instead, the Sunday shows will feature a parade of “experts” speculating about who the grand jury indicted.

Meanwhile, Leftists will spend the next two days working themselves into a lather thinking their Caped Crusader is about to bring the hammer down.

I’m guessing they’re going to be really disappointed when, come Monday, their Superhero doesn’t deliver Trump’s head on a platter.

To quote Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Big overture; leeetle show.”

If you want a good breakdown about all this, Sundance delivers an excellent summary over at The Conservative Treehouse. You should really give it a read.

In the meantime, ignore the breathless, near-orgasmic twaddle coming from the ResistanceLOL.

Instead enjoy your weekend. Maybe go buy your kids some politically incorrect Halloween costumes.

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15 thoughts on “The Left thinks Mueller is their Superhero come to save the day

  • October 28, 2017 at 3:48 pm
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    Dianny, do you think there is a sub atomic particle of a chance that it’s HILLARY’S indictment and NOT Trump’s?

    OK, yeah that’s a YUUUUUGE stretch

    But a gal can dream, can’t she?

    • October 28, 2017 at 3:57 pm
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      Given the predawn raid a while back, if I had to guess, I’d say it’ll be Manafort.

      • October 28, 2017 at 4:03 pm
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        And how will that affect Trump, do you think?

        • October 28, 2017 at 4:17 pm
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          My guess is, not at all. They were digging into stuff that preceded his brief involvement in the Trump campaign.

          • October 28, 2017 at 4:37 pm
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            Please God, don’t let Trump be harmed.

            I have never in my 57 years seen a President get so much flack as this one, not even Reagan

  • October 28, 2017 at 6:51 pm
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    If the Dems “spike the ball” over an arrest, they will have opened a door into situations which I’m not sure they’ve fully thought through. If an arrest (perp walk in cuffs in front of cameras) becomes their soup du jour, then the Reps can reciprocate big-time on a whole host of Dems who have very dirty hands: Abedin, Clinton, Comey, Holder, Lynch, Mills, etc. The Dems may be gloating Monday morning, but when the other shoe drops it will be worse than a Katrina storm.

    • October 28, 2017 at 6:57 pm
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      They never think anything through.

      • October 29, 2017 at 6:14 am
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        Reps can reciprocate big-time on a whole host of Dems who have very dirty hands: Abedin, Clinton, Comey, Holder, Lynch, Mills, etc
        In order for that to happen you need an attorney general with some balls.Sessions doesn’t qualify.

        • October 29, 2017 at 2:13 pm
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          You got that right, brother. Sessions — what a complete eunuch!

  • October 28, 2017 at 7:38 pm
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    ”Here he comes to save the day!!!”

    Mighty Mouse that is!

  • October 28, 2017 at 8:30 pm
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    This indictment seems a bit rushed, like Mueller saw things slipping out of his control and had to get back in front of circumstances. I suspect it will be weak, which explains the need for the media to pump up its importance.

  • October 29, 2017 at 10:11 am
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    my guess is that Mueller will go for the low hanging fruit which is Manafort. It takes time to go through a grand jury and he’s had plenty . If Mueller has any sense he will bail after Manafort’s indictment and get as far away from this mess as he can, it’s gonna be dirty.

  • October 29, 2017 at 1:07 pm
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    Prepare the torches, sharpen the pitchfork tines, and get some damn rope. It’s party time for the DNC.

    …The poor bat-rastards have us surrounded.

  • October 29, 2017 at 4:15 pm
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    Have you seen that “It’s Mueller Time!” video on YouTube? These people are delusional. They dream of every. single. person going down because they didn’t vote for them and their precious Hillbag lost.
    Photoshopped heads of Trump and staff on arrested felons by the FBI.
    Not going to post link. Don’t want to sweeten their water.

  • October 30, 2017 at 3:58 pm
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    Manafort indicted on money laundering yet the whole point of Mueller was supposed to be Russian collusion.

    Could the rumors be true and FBI used that stupid dossier as a reason to get FISA warrants and Mueller is trying to obfuscate that?

    I’m not sticking up for Manafort per se but there is far more to this than money laundering.

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