Is it just me or have you noticed that the Left’s faith in Robert Mueller borders on religious fervor?
For the victims of Trump Derangement Syndrome, Mueller is Jesus, Santa Claus and Superman all rolled into one.
And ever since CNN broke the news last night that charges are imminent, they’ve been quivering like a spastic colon.
”Here he comes to save the day!!!”
From the way the ResistanceLOL is behaving, you’d think Donald Trump was about to be led away in shackles.
And nobody is more excited than Little Teddy Lieu-Who of California.
Keep in mind that for Mueller to bring charges, he needed a panel of independent grand jurors to approve them. This is a bfd. https://t.co/8QrA8PPwvF
— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) October 28, 2017
It’s a big F-ing deal? Why, Ted?
Haven’t you heard the old saying that a prosecutor could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich?
Especially if the grand jury is assembled in a city that votes 94% Democrat.
The bottom line is this. Mueller and his team of Clintonistas have been sucking down taxpayer money for months. So they have to have something to show for it.
In other words, everyone expected somebody to get charged with something.
So last night’s report from CNN was about as unexpected as the sun rising in the east.
Nor is it a surprise that the news broke Friday night.
The Democrats and the media have had a terrible week.
And I’m sure the prospect of spending the Sunday shows discussing Hillary and Uranium One, or Hillary and Fusion GPS didn’t appeal to them.
And now, thanks to the leak from Mueller’s team, they don’t have to mention Hillary at all.
Instead, the Sunday shows will feature a parade of “experts” speculating about who the grand jury indicted.
Meanwhile, Leftists will spend the next two days working themselves into a lather thinking their Caped Crusader is about to bring the hammer down.
I’m guessing they’re going to be really disappointed when, come Monday, their Superhero doesn’t deliver Trump’s head on a platter.
To quote Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Big overture; leeetle show.”
If you want a good breakdown about all this, Sundance delivers an excellent summary over at The Conservative Treehouse. You should really give it a read.
In the meantime, ignore the breathless, near-orgasmic twaddle coming from the ResistanceLOL.
Instead enjoy your weekend. Maybe go buy your kids some politically incorrect Halloween costumes.
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