Legally Bland: Onward to Harvard

David Hogg, the mediocre former high school student with below-average test scores, might not be good enough for UC San Diego or UCLA. But he’s good enough for Harvard University.

You know, it’s a good thing his name is David Hogg and not David Ho.

Because if he were a Ho or a Chen or a Wong – even if he possessed a near-perfect SAT score — Harvard wouldn’t give him the time of day.

But Harvard’s accepting David Hogg says more about it than it does about the below-average student from Parkland, Florida.

Harvard used to be seen as the place where students were the cream of the crop.

It was the crown jewel of the Ivy Leagues.

Now, it’s become the “fallback school” for students who can’t get into UCLA.

And with accepting David Hogg, they can’t even use the “We believe in DIVERSITY” argument.

After all, he’s a white male.

And not even an exceptionally bright white male.

Can you imagine being an Asian high school senior with stellar test scores and hearing that your dream school just accepted this mediocre dishrag white boy instead of you?

Yeah.  I’d be more than a little furious.

But what do you expect?

Harvard, I’m sure, sees this as a coup.

David Hogg is being groomed for a future political career – which Harvard is obviously more than happy to advance.

And if that future political career comes to pass, I’m sure Harvard will happily seal little David’s academic records from public scrutiny as well.

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10 thoughts on “Legally Bland: Onward to Harvard

  • December 23, 2018 at 12:34 pm
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    And his army of fans who defend him will continue to act like he’s a high school student. So he will be free from criticism even in college.
    It’s like watching Peter Pan….

  • December 23, 2018 at 1:11 pm
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    This little piggy went to Harvard… What a joke!

  • December 23, 2018 at 2:51 pm
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    But but…he was a school shooting survivor!

    Okay, he may have been down the street but, nevertheless…he survived!

  • December 23, 2018 at 4:00 pm
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    I can’t help but think this is all part of a “Grand Plan” for this kid. There are just too many “coincidences” around him. I wouldn’t doubt if his tuition money is somehow tied back to a Soros funded orginazation somewhere…

  • December 24, 2018 at 1:57 am
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    Indeed, too convenient!

    Not to worry, it may soon be nearly impossible for a ‘mediocre dishrag white boy’ to become a viable political candidate.

    ..

  • December 24, 2018 at 10:00 am
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    What? You forgot to make him black faced with a rainbow scarf.

  • December 24, 2018 at 10:01 am
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    Hogg’s score on the SAT standardized test has been reported as a 1270, and he graduated with a 4.2 GPA. Harvard has a holistic approach to admissions with a focus on personal character, including activism and volunteer work, and a desire for diversity among the student body. The middle 50 percent of SAT scores of students admitted to Harvard ranged from 1470 to 1570 on a 1600-point scale last year.

    Sure smacks of Barack Hussein Obama …. wonder if the Hoggmister will be published whilst attending ….

  • December 24, 2018 at 1:30 pm
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    “…Hogg is being groomed for a future political career…” — Yup, I understand Hazzard County needs a new “Boss”.

  • December 24, 2018 at 8:51 pm
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    Well. So much for Haaaavaaad being a prestigious school. hahaha

  • December 24, 2018 at 9:54 pm
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    Talk about watering down academia! This little shit won’t be able to cut basket weaving ‘cos he’ll be too busy protesting for the cause-of-the-day.

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