Lena Dunham: Terminal Cop

Terminal Cop

I don’t know if you’ve been following the latest “Pay attention to me” ploy of Lena Dunham’s.

But if you haven’t here’s the scoop.

Lena was at JFK when she “overheard” two flight attendants talking privately to each other about transsexual children.

Now, if that had been the end of it, it would be no big deal.

But Lena wasn’t satisfied just playing narc on her Twitter timeline.


She decided to report what these two flight attendants said in a private conversation to their employer.

So Nosy Parker contacted American Airlines to complain about the “transphobic talk.”

But remember, Donald Trump is the one threatening your right to free speech. Lena told us so herself.

What a miserable human being.

The worse part of the night was eavesdropping on other people’s private conversation?

Then stop eavesdropping on other people’s private conversations!!

Are we no longer allowed to have private conversations where we can voice our opinions?

Clearly not when Lena Dunham, Terminal Cop is within earshot.

Of course now Lena’s tale is beginning to fall apart.

You know, just like her claims of having been raped at Oberlin by a conservative guy.

And her claims that her shelter dog was abused and violent.

American Airlines couldn’t confirm the details of her tall tale.

So it’s look like Lena isn’t a Nosy Parker who can’t mind her own beeswax.

Instead, she’s shaping up to be big, fat fibber who will say anything to get attention.

Of course, the best part of this whole story has been the masterful burns Lena got on Twitter.

Greg Gutfeld really hammered her.

And I guess it was too much for Terminal Cop.

She blocked him.

Frankly, I’m surprised she didn’t report his tweets to Fox News in hopes of getting him fired.

But fear not! Terminal Cop isn’t giving up her badge any time soon.

Yesterday, Lena tweeted out this:

Yup. Terminal Cop is on the case!

She’ll be listening in while people engage in private conversations and outing them to all her dimwitted Twitter followers!

Honestly, I hate even bringing Lena Dunham up.

She’s such a miserable, hateful cow, I wish she would just go away.

But if it gives me the opportunity to mock her, how can I possibly resist?

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4 thoughts on “Lena Dunham: Terminal Cop

  • August 5, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    Would love it if she eavesdropped on a private conversation about what an awful, nasty cow Lena Dunham is.

  • August 5, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    I’d give my left tit to run up on this POS at an airport or ANYWHERE I’d have a audience for the can of WhoopAzz I’d open up on her! And yes, I have plenty that would go my bail, and start a GoFundMe for a lawyer! LMAO

    • August 5, 2017 at 8:28 pm

      That would be freaking AWESOME, and me along with most of the others watching would provide cover and obstacles for your escape.

  • August 5, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    Hey Lena, If Russia were Hungary and attacked Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?

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