Say, did you know being a pedophile exhibitionist with a potty mouth makes someone more enlightened than the 53% of white women who voted for Donald Trump?
Shocker, I know.
But Lena Dunham thinks she’s more enlightened than those of us who had the backward temerity to help elect Donald Trump.
I saw this headline at Breitbart and I laughed so hard, Polar Seltzer water came out of my nose.
Isn’t this like being lectured by a caveman who has yet to forge weapons or discover fire?
Lena doesn’t beat men off with a stick because she’s so attractive. It’s just that sticks are the only rudimentary tool she knows.
But she’s the one who’s enlightened.
”To me a part of feminism — it’s almost like being a parent to a teenager where they’re so mad at you, they think you’re such a piece of crap and you’re like, I know you hate me right now but the reason I’m doing this is because I love you and I want us all to be safe.”
What’s remarkable about this dumb dink is she has no idea how insufferably condescending she is.
Which, to be honest, is a big part of why this is so hilarious.
Lena Dunham is like my parent?
Um. No. My parents raised me right.
Not once in my life did I ever happen across my mom sitting naked on a toilet eating cake.
Of course, Lena made these remarks on the View, so, what do you expect?
These harridans wouldn’t know a regular, everyday American woman if she walked up and punched them in the face.
Joy Behar’s response is equally bizarre.
”But those women to their defense believe he’s going to bring back jobs, a lot of them, because they’re voting for their husbands and their family. How do you respond to that?”
First of all, Joy. Don’t come to my defense.
I didn’t vote for Donald Trump because of my husband or my family.
I voted for Donald Trump because I chose to vote for Donald Trump.
This isn’t 1950, Joy.
Women don’t ask their husbands’ permission on how they should vote.
Who here is the anti-feminist?
But, see, this is how elitist feminists view the world.
And it’s also why they failed to convince 53% of white women to cast their vote for Hillary.
What bigotry these women have. To stereotype a large percentage of American women so nonchalantly. That takes a special kind of stupid.
They really do believe that if you don’t agree with them, you must be some pregnant, barefoot housewife puttering around the kitchen making your man a sandwich.
But Lena wasn’t done revealing her own glittering ignorance.
”I also think it’s really important to understand so many women aren’t raised with the rhetoric of self-empowerment.”
Ah, yes. The key to child-rearing is rhetoric.
Here’s hoping Lena never procreates. No child deserves that kind of abuse.
”The messages they’re hearing from Donald Trump may be very similar to the messages they’ve always heard from their fathers, from their brothers, from their husbands.”
You get that? 53% of white women have been brainwashed by the men in their lives. You’re just a bunch of Stepford Wives — incapable at arriving at your own conclusions or making decisions based on your own interests.
But wait! She wasn’t done!
”They haven’t been given the message that they do matter.”
So I voted for Donald Trump because I think I don’t matter?
Let me tell you something, you ignorant twat. I matter a hell of lot more to me than you do.
And so, while I think we have an incredible amount of work to do with enlightening those women, I also have sympathy for the societal structures that keep them from understanding what they need to keep themselves safe.”
Can you believe this pretentious little skank?
Basically Lena is saying that the only women who voted for Donald Trump are those who are incapable of making decisions for themselves and only do what the men in their lives tell them.
And, to enlighten these women, Lena needs to teach them to stop listening to the men in their lives and listen instead to shrews like her.
But don’t worry. She really, really does pity us.
The level of soft-bigotry in her comments is breathtaking, but hardly surprising.
See, this is exactly why Hillary Clinton failed to win over more than half of the white women in America.
Women who are actually “empowered” don’t like being told what to do or how to think by anyone.
They think for themselves.
Which is what I call actually being enlightened.
Yet Lena believes that an “empowered” and “enlightened” woman has to first check with the Feminist Borg Collective before making a decision.
What’s enlightened or empowering about voting the way someone like Lena Dunham wants you to vote?
“Empowered” women don’t need to go in for this level of identity groupthink.
We actually think for ourselves.
For eighteen months, feminists like Lena attempted to browbeat women into voting for Hillary Clinton for no other reason than Hillary was a woman.
How is that enlightening?!
They wanted to make sure you didn’t examine the issues and weigh the candidates’ positions.
Instead, they simply wanted you to cast your vote for the candidate with a vagina.
And to Lena Dunham, this is what passes for enlightened.
But all their efforts didn’t work.
And no, not because we Trump-voting women are pitifully brainwashed and ignorant.
It didn’t work because we’re not brainwashed and ignorant.
Lena is angry with us because she failed to hector and browbeat us with her moronic “rhetoric of self-empowerment.”
As I mentioned the other day, modern-day feminists reject the idea of the sovereign individual in favor of the collective. They want all women to think and act as they do. And they abhor independent thought.
Donald Trump won the votes of 53% of white women in American because the feminist collective was rejected.
We were just too smart and savvy to fall for the fearmongering, the identity politics and the mindless drone-like groupthink peddled by bigoted nitwits like Lena Dunham.
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