Let’s have some fun with Miss Milano

If Alyssa Milano ever retires to obscurity, I’m going to be so disappointed. I’ve gotten more mileage out of her than my 2003 Highlander.

There’s a reason she made it all the way to Number Two in Dianny’s Ten Most Tiresome People of 2017.

Miss Milano has been the gift that keeps on giving.

Ah, yes.

She never gets political.

Right Alyssa?

Seriously, this woman was born without the Shame Gene.

I saw that picture on Twitter last night and I got a muscle cramp from cringing so hard.

The fact that Far-Left Activism has turned Miss Milano into a clown show is both wildly entertaining and painfully awful to watch.

She’s like a car accident; you just can’t look away.

But, like most idiots that photograph themselves holding a sign, Miss Milano once again gives us a gift that keeps on giving.

So, let’s have some fun with Alyssa, shall we?

Miss Milano 01

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Miss Milano 06

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9 thoughts on “Let’s have some fun with Miss Milano

  • August 20, 2018 at 10:49 am

    And look at that absolute butthurt crying-on-the-inside look on her face. You know she was ready with it when they took that shot.
    She’s an actress, after all. 🤮

    • August 20, 2018 at 5:43 pm

      I know, right? She put on the ‘i will cutchoo’ face. Burgundy lipstick, though? Really, Lyss? The color-scheme is red, white, black. Get it together! *Slap* This is serious bidness!

  • August 20, 2018 at 11:03 am

    oh this is priceless!

  • August 20, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    Little Red Abortionhood.

    • August 21, 2018 at 6:16 pm

      Good one, Dr. Tar!

  • August 20, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    ROFL!!! She’s annoying as hell, but that picture is comedy gold and there’s no one better than you to mine that particular vein.

  • August 20, 2018 at 9:22 pm



  • August 21, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    What is her purpose in life other than to be a total asshole.

  • August 22, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    I was hoping for one that said, “TRUMP 2020”

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