Like Love on each other! Like Coexist!

Love

Like, why didn’t I think of that?!

We should all, like, just love one another. And, you know, like coexist! No borders, no boundaries.

Just, like Love!

I don’t know why we dummies “on the right” are listening to terrorism experts or people who have, like, first-hand knowledge of radical Islamists.

I mean, like, we should be listening to a brain-addled nitwit pop singer with like a Master’s Degree in nose-piercings.

Like, totally!

And, like, Katy added her, like, totally informed, you know, opinion on the Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Because, like, that’s where you go to talk about radical Islamists.

”I think, like, that the greatest thing that we can do now is just unite as people, as like fan bases, all of it, you know? Cuz I think like, there, like as much you know, whatever we say behind people’s back, cuz the internet can be a little bit ruthless as far as fan bases go. But I think that the greatest thing we could do is just unite and love on each other, and like, no barriers, no borders, like, we all need to just co-exist.”

Like, I couldn’t have, like, said it better.

No, wait. Yes I could.

I’d play the relevant like video of Katy Perry, but YouTube shut it down – no doubt because conservative websites were, like, totally pointing out what a dumb bint she is.

But, like, Fox News played it this morning before interviewing former Army Ranger Sean Parnell. So I was, like, totally able to get a portion of it there.

Way back when Europe first opened the floodgates to supposed “refugees,” I wrote a column titled We could learn a lesson from sci-fi movies.

And, like, I think Katy should, like, rent “The Thing from Another World” and, like, see what happened to the, like, scientist who, like, wanted to just unite with the alien monster.

Hell, Katy. Let me, like, save you the rental fee and just, like post the relevant scene here:

 
You can stop the video once the scientist gets, like, knocked away.

Every time some well-meaning, do-gooder Liberal starts spouting off about “tolerance” and “diversity” and “welcoming the Muslim refugees,” I think of that scene from The Thing from Another World.
 
Or I think of the idiots from the movie Independence Day on top of the skyscraper in LA with “Welcome Aliens” signs just before the alien ship opens fire.
 
we could learn a lesson from sci-fi movies
 
Whoops. Wrong picture.
 
Here it is:
 
Independence day

Like, doesn’t that woman look a little like, you know, Katy Perry?!

You know, we could learn a lesson from sci-fi movies.
 
Just because they come from another place with a different culture and way of life doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good thing to welcome them with open arms.
 
“Different” doesn’t automatically mean “better” or “beneficial.”
 
Veggie man was different.
 
How’d that work out?
 
Not all aliens are like Klaatu, coming to Earth to bring peace. Some of them want to destroy us.
 
That’s a really valuable life lesson if you ask me.
 
Sure. I can hear the spitting liberals now.
 
“You’re such a racist xenophobe!!!”
 
If it makes you feel better to call me that, knock yourselves out.
 
Really. Go knock yourselves out. Please.
 
But here’s the thing. The people who expect the worst are rarely caught off guard.

I can be relatively certain Katy Perry would never, like, go to Mosul and, like, hold a concert for ISIS. Hell, I’m guessing we couldn’t get her to walk through a Swedish no-go zone no matter how much, like, we paid her.

Naïveté is not a virtue.

Like, you know?

And pretending that, like, the threat doesn’t exist or, like, if we just “love on each other,” the evil barbarians who wish to kill us will just, you know, like lay down their arms.

Here’s the relevant clip from Fox & Friends this morning. Listening to Sean Parnell speak like an adult after enduring the childish, like, musings of a dumb pop star is nothing short of Schadenfreude.

UPDATE:
And now a word from Paul Joseph Watson.

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4 thoughts on “Like Love on each other! Like Coexist!

  • May 25, 2017 at 2:36 pm
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    Whisper in her ear and the echo would kill her.

  • May 25, 2017 at 6:07 pm
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    It’s nice to see that Katy and Miley found the same hair stylist.

  • May 26, 2017 at 3:53 pm
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    The absolutely reality of all this is… WE are “the resistance.”

    The road to Socialism was being paved by these people.

    WE are the ones who stepped up and said ‘no more.’

    Because that’s not ‘who WE are.’

    They just cant accept it.

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