I despise modern-day feminists. It’s as if they emerge from the womb genetically predisposed to kvetch.
And kvetch they do.
About absolutely everything.
If a modern-day feminist was dying from hunger and some good Samaritan turned up with a five-course meal, she’d kvetch about the food not being locally grown.
And just to prove that modern-day feminists have mastered the art of wet blanketry, they’re kvetching over the upcoming summer blockbuster “Wonder Woman.”
Because Wonder Woman doesn’t have hairy armpits.
I kid you not.
I was over at Milo Yiannopoulos’ site just now and saw a post titled Feminists Slam New Wonder Woman Trailer over Diana’s Clean Armpits.
So I watched the trailer. And I confess, it looks kind of fun. Not “pay $18 at the box office” fun, but definitely “rent on Apple iTunes” fun.
Looks pretty cool, right?
But what do the feminists spy with their little eye?!
Not a powerful female hero.
They spot the split-second on the screen where Wonder Woman reveals that she shaves her armpits. And so they kvetch.
What?! How is that female empowerment?!
Because apparently real feminists never shave their armpits!
But, but, but THAT’S NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE!!!
Do these people even listen to themselves anymore?
Wonder Woman isn’t an historical figure, you idiots. She is a fictional comic book character.
To my knowledge, there is not a single feminist who can stop bullets with her magic bracelets either.
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