Liz Warren comes out as white

On the heels of the latest 2020 Democrat polling numbers showing Beto O’Rourke in a resounding lead, former Native American Liz Warren has decided to come out as white.

I wonder how long before she talks up her Irish heritage – maybe dye her hair red, change her name to LIZO O’Warren then buy a house in South Boston and adopt an Irish setter named Paddy?

I’m sure she’s eager to share her famous corned beef and cabbage recipe that totally wasn’t stolen from a five-star chef in Manhattan.

Now some folks see this as Liz trying to stanch the bleeding over her embarrassing DNA debacle.

And that might be part of it.

But with her history of glomming on to ethnicity to advance her career, I’m thinking there’s more to it than that.

Liz Warren might be an idiot, but she’s not stupid.

She can see the Democrats are jettisoning their “run a person of color” talk in favor of a pasty white Irish guy.

And for the first time in her life coming out as white just might be to her benefit.

Now, if the next time Liz Warren makes a speech, she rolls on stage atop a skateboard, you’ll know I’m right.

Liz Warren comes out as white

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2 thoughts on “Liz Warren comes out as white

  • December 15, 2018 at 12:14 pm
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    this is so embarrassing it hurts, what next

  • December 16, 2018 at 10:09 am
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    Why can’t the stupid woman have it both ways? … Poke-a-Paddy, or something?
    And remember, this loon is in a position to legislate and affect normal people’s lives.
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