Is anybody else starting to wonder if Maxine Waters is a Republican mole?
Seriously, why would the Democrats keep shoving her in front of cameras to act as a spokesman for their party?
Let’s face it. As secret weapons go, Maxine Waters ain’t the best choice.
Having her as a spokesperson would be like Republicans choosing Todd Aiken to speak on their behalf.
Okay, no. That’s not fair to Todd Aiken.
At least he admitted his comment about rape was moronic and paid a price for it.
Magnum Maxine just keeps heaping moronic comment onto moronic comment as is she’s building a skyscraper made entirely out of crazy, stupid remarks.
At this rate, Maxine’s tower of crazy will surpass Dubai’s Burj Khalifa as the tallest structure in the world before the week is out.
Every time Maxine goes on TV, it’s like Christmas for Republicans!
She is rapidly becoming the absolute worst Democrat spokesperson in the history of the party.
And let’s face it. Between slurring, muttering Nancy Pelosi and potty-mouth Tom Perez, Magnum Maxine has some stiff competition.
But the fact that she’s becoming the poster child for the unhinged wing of the Democrat Party tells me she’s already left her competition in the dust.
Watch this completely nutty interview with Peter Alexander from MSNBC.
You know you’ve gone full-on crazy if an MSNBC reporter is confused by you.
I don’t blame you if you couldn’t make it through the whole thing. Saying it’s painful to watch is an understatement.
But really? It should be far more painful for the Democrats than for us.
For us, it should be must-see TV.
Of course the money-moment is when Alexander tries to press Magnum Maxine on her double-standard [transcript from Real Clear Politics]:
ALEXANDER: Understood. So if Hillary Clinton had won the White House, would you have recommended that she fire FBI Director James Comey?
WATERS: Well, let me tell you something. If she had won the White House, I believe that given what he did to her, and what he tried to do, she should have fired him. Yes.
Well, let me tell you something. Maxine should not be permitted on live television. She needs to be prerecorded with an accompanying laugh track.
But wait! There’s more!
ALEXANDER: So she should have fired him but he shouldn’t fire him. This is why I’m confused.
WATERS: No, you’re not confused. If the president is implicated in an investigation —
ALEXANDER: I am confused.
WATERS: — the president of the United States who has a history of firing people who get close to, you know, him and his allies like Flynn, and like Miss Yates, he will fire them if he believes somehow they’re getting too close to him in these investigations. I believe that the president of the United States should not have done this in the middle of an investigation. That’s it.
That’s like the motherlode of crazy right there.
So, follow the bouncing psycho:
Hillary – who was actually “implicated in an investigation” — could fire Comey for what he did to her.
But Trump – who (despite what Maxine claims) wasn’t “implicated in an investigation” — can’t fire Comey for what he did to him.
You got that?
Anybody else wondering if the poor soul who had to transcribe that exchange ended up banging his head on the desk?
I know I would! And I do want to thank whoever transcribed it for taking the bullet for me.
Do the Democrats not realize that Maxine Waters is singlehandedly making them look like unstable idiots?
Okay to be fair, that’s not exactly a herculean task since the Democrats are doing half the work for her.
In fact, it’s so easy even a blithering fool like Maxine Waters could manage it.
But come on!
Given how the maniacal stylings of Magnum Maxine usually get promoted on conservative sites, maybe the Democrats should smarten up and tell her to hang back for a while.
Is there not one Democrat who has the sense God gave a goat?
In a sane world, someone would step up and say, “Listen, Maxine. You really have to shut the hell up. You’re making us a laughing stock.”
But nobody can because they’re all too busy cussing up a storm and stuttering through their own press conferences.
And herein lies the problem with the Democrat Party.
In addition to lacking a single sane person, they are completely rudderless and without a leader.
And when the Democrat party lacks a leader, the ones who rush in to fill the void are unhinged crazies like Magnum Maxine.
Maybe we should send them a fruit basket as a thank you.
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