Make the Oscars a Gun-Free Zone

Gun-Free Zone

Tonight, surrounded by tons of LAPD plus armed, private security, Hollywood’s most strident anti-gun scolds will take to the red carpet for the Academy Awards.

And to show they really, really mean it about gun control, they’ll be wearing orange pins.

No word yet on whether their armed security will also wear these pins. But I’m guessing not.

But I say put your rhetoric where your mouths are, Hollywood. And make the Oscars a Gun-Free Zone.

It’s about fairness.

Go see any Oscar-nominated film and I’m guessing, the theater you go to is a Gun-Free Zone.

You know. Just like the one in Aurora, Colorado.

But these idiots in Hollywood have armed security at the Oscars?

That’s just crazy.

Let’s face it, having armed security and 500 of LA’s finest only militarizes your event. We don’t need these weapons of war at the Oscars!

After all, Hollywood stars can’t stop telling us how wrong that is.

So go ahead, Hollywood. Make the Oscars a Gun-Free Zone.

Just like our schools.

But of course they won’t. Because at the end of the day, Leftists in Hollywood are just like Leftists everywhere else: Hypocrites and liars.

And if hypocrites were blacklisted from Hollywood, the Academy Awards would last about three minutes. There’d only be two or three movies made a year. Hulu and Netflix would have to shut down. And even worse, Alyssa Milano might actually have to get a job.

But you know how it is.

Our social betters’ lives matter more than ours.

And they matter more than the lives of school children.

This is the America the Left envisions.

Where only the important people deserve to be safe.

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6 thoughts on “Make the Oscars a Gun-Free Zone

  • March 4, 2018 at 2:55 pm
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    Yes, keep it gun free for all especially their security, oh this would be fun to hear about the moaning and crying and screaming “not me”. I am not watching this narcisstic farce but the press can inform us I am sure.

  • March 4, 2018 at 4:48 pm
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    Even better, hit them in the wallet, make it ‘viewer free’. Wise up, tune out.

    • March 4, 2018 at 5:08 pm
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      I haven’t watched the Oscars since Julia Roberts shrieked, “I love my life!!” when she got to present the Oscar to Denzel Washington for “Training Day.” Hearing that dummy make his award all about her was enough for me.

  • March 4, 2018 at 6:57 pm
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    I live in New Hampshire. My movie theater isn’t a “gun-free zone.”

  • March 4, 2018 at 7:21 pm
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    Inspired by Wesley Crusher et al I took and PASSED an NRA Instructor led Basic Pistol course.

    Hadn’t fired a weapon since 2001 and that was an M16, preparatory for deployment for Enduring Freedom. When I get my certificate I am going to apply for my CCW. THEN I am going to join the NRA!

    Actually getting a gun will take time until I find one that I like, depending on my surgery schedule as well

    Stick THAT in your meth pipes and smoke it Wesley and Co !

  • March 4, 2018 at 9:40 pm
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    Will Wesley be presenting an award as well?

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