Mangling?

Mangling?

The media is super-duper upset because Tucker Carlson committed the vilest of hate crimes imaginable.  He pronounced Kamala Harris’s first name incorrectly.  And, boy, are they upset. They’re accusing Tucker of “mangling” Kamala’s name.

Mangling? Really?

For background:

Mangle (verb): To injure severely, disfigure, or mutilate by cutting, slashing, or crushing; to spoil; ruin; mar badly.

Tucker pronounced Kamala “Ka-MAH-la” instead of “COMMA-la.”

That’s mangling it?  All he did was emphasize the wrong syllable for crap’s sake. He didn’t mutilate, disfigure or severely injure it.

Show of hands, how many of you spent the last three years thinking her name was pronounced “Ka-MAH-la?”

Here. I’ll go first. 🙋‍♀️

I’ve been calling her “Ka-MAH-la” since the day she first landed on my radar.

In fact, I didn’t know it was pronounced “COMMA-la” until she jumped into the 2020 race.

You know, I told you this morning, the media is going to push too hard and too far in their efforts to white knight for Kamala.

Already their histrionics are at Spinal Tap 11, and it’s only going to get worse.

I would venture to guess that 80% of the country assumes her name is pronounced “Ka-MAH-la.”

But of course it’s racist, xenophobic, and sexist.

Now might be a good time to admit I have no idea how to pronounce Matt Gaetz’s last name. Is it “Gets?” “Gates?” No clue.

Do you know how often someone calls me “Dee-ahn?” Take the “E” off the name Dianne, and you’d be amazed how easily it trips people up. But I don’t assign nefarious motives or accuse them of mangling my name because I’m not a tight-ass, humorless feminist.

Maybe Ka-MAH-la’s sycophants should put things into perspective.  It isn’t as if her name is Buttigieg.

Whom, by the way, I pronounced “Butt-a-gig” for MONTHS until the Buttigieg campaign made a little joke about how to pronounce it.

Then again, Kamala’s campaign people (and that includes everyone in the media) are incapable of self-deprecating humor like that.

Instead, they fly off the handle and accuse Tucker of mangling her name by emphasizing the wrong syllable.

But don’t worry.  Not everyone who mispronounces Kamala’s name will receive the same over-the-top outrage.

There’s always a “But he’s a Democrat” exception don’t you know.

I’m telling you, at this rate, by the time we get to November, the news media’s all-hands-on-deck well-I-nevering in service to Kamala will even surpass their slavish devotion to Obama. Because like the stereotypical ugly American who thinks the foreigner will understand him if only he shouts his English a little louder, these guys will kick up the volume higher and higher until, by November, only dogs will hear their screams.

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15 thoughts on “Mangling?

  • August 13, 2020 at 12:22 pm
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    I thought you pronounced Kamala “Heels up”? My bad.

  • August 13, 2020 at 1:00 pm
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    Cunt. Fixed it for you.

  • August 13, 2020 at 1:17 pm
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    And “Buttigieg” is actually pronounced “Booty gig”. That’s what I see.

  • August 13, 2020 at 1:18 pm
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    Perhaps the most loathsome Democrat woman in America – a highly coveted and contested title, BTW. I’m looking forward to the African-Americanization of that fraud. Another GREAT role-model for the future Karens out there. Did you hear that someone referred to Dr. FowChee as “a stupid, beady-eyed little wop?” Isn’t that HORRIBLE? And a few weeks ago I heard the Mayor of Chicago referred to as “a bug-eyed dyke”. I can’t condemn ad hominem attacks such as those strongly enough!!!

  • August 13, 2020 at 1:52 pm
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    I’m not sure what all the confusion is about. Anyone in the know clearly understands the Indian-Jamaican pronunciation is “camel-toe”.

  • August 13, 2020 at 2:58 pm
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    I have always been unclear about the first name so I just say “Horizontal Harris.”

    On her back
    Or on her knees
    Our Camel Toe
    She aims to please

    • August 13, 2020 at 10:36 pm
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      On her back
      Or on her knees
      Our Camel Toe
      She aims to please
      BURMA SHAVE! 🙂

      • August 14, 2020 at 7:35 am
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        Heh, I’m old enough to have actually read those.
        Those and the barn roof ads, those were the days.

  • August 14, 2020 at 2:01 am
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    The sight of the Democrat party selecting their candidates — is mind blowing

    !!

  • August 14, 2020 at 7:31 am
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    Harris is as black as Warren is native American.
    Her entire career is built on lies and round heels.
    You say ta-may-toe, I say ta-ma-toe, it’s rotten, no matter how you say it.

  • August 14, 2020 at 12:22 pm
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    I am pretty sure that Kamala Harris was the Ugandan Cannible in the WWF in the 80’s. He’s had some work done, obviously. His “supposed death” this week was just a ruse.

  • August 14, 2020 at 3:45 pm
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    It’s pronounced Commie Harris.

  • August 15, 2020 at 8:12 am
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    Don the Lemonhead was certainly upset, wasn’t he?

    • August 15, 2020 at 7:45 pm
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      As was Richard Goodstein. Good Lord, his first comment on Tucker’s show was to castigate him for “mispronouncing” the slut’s name.

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