I don’t know how anybody can watch Mark Zuckerberg as he testifies before Congress. Because I can’t.
No offense, but the guy gives me the creeps.
He’s barely lifelike. In fact, he looks about as lifelike as a Ken doll.
If he was one of the Cylon models, nobody would have mistaken him for human.
I think we found the Daniel Model.
[Okay, if you didn’t watch the reboot of BSG you won’t get that.]
When they said that Facebook was working on artificial intelligence, who knew they meant Zuckerberg?
Creepy Mark out-cyborgs Data.
You live in California. Get some friggin’ sun!
Who can watch him for hours on end?
Now, I did sit through the five minute clip where Senator Cruz dragged Zuckerberg like a rag doll.
And that was all kinds of satisfying.
Watch for yourself.
He looks like he has “Genuine Molded Plastic” stamped on his ass.
Which, come to think of it, would explain why he needed that booster seat cushion.
Okay. No more. That’s all I can take of the Cylon version of the first pancake.
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