Never read headlines regarding Maxine Waters when you’re sipping coffee.
I saw this headline over at The American Mirror…
MAXINE 2020? Waters appearance in NH on Sunday
…and my sip of coffee ended up coming out my nose.
Just a couple weeks ago, Maxine was in New Orleans.
And now she’s headed to New Hampshire.
Anybody else notice how Maxine Waters is willing to go anywhere in America except her own district?
Now, if Maxine is actually considering running for President, that is the most hilarious thing I’ve heard in ages.
Could you imagine Maxine in debates?
The networks would have to use subtitles just so viewers could follow what she’s saying.
The woman couldn’t find her way to a point if we gave her a roadmap and a GPS device.
She could lose an argument with Siri.
If it’s true that Mad Max is mulling a run for the White House, I think it’s all kinds of funny.
Could you imagine a President Maxine?
She can’t negotiate an icy sidewalk. So who in his right mind would want her negotiating a nuclear treaty?
For all we know, she’d order a full-scale attack on Russia for invading Korea.
And could you imagine her at the G-20?
Maxine would have to bring two interpreters – one to translate her into English and one who then translates her into whatever language the foreign leaders speak.
And hey, who wouldn’t want an 82-year-old woman with a penchant for ethics violations and corruption becoming Commander-in-Chief?
Democrats always suffer from overinflated egos. But that’s not surprising.
The Enslaved Press fluffs them up like sycophantic yes-men.
And Maxine is no exception.
By giving her such an enormous spotlight to peddle her spittle-inducing conspiracies, the Enslaved Press has created a senile, narcissistic monster.
But I, for one, am enjoying the fact that she’s clawed her way into the spotlight.
Like they always say, sunlight is the best disinfectant.
And Maxine’s lust for attention only exposes her for the incoherent, corrupt and incomprehensible fraud she is.
This week is PatriotRetort.com’s Summer Fundraiser
Please consider making a contribution to PatriotRetort.com this week. Hit DONATE button or the SUBSCRIBE button in the side bar. Even a few bucks can make a world of difference!
Check out DiannyTees.com
— my Conservative & Christian T-shirt Store.