Media Monkey Business

Media monkey business

Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

The leftist media is once again attempting to throw a monkey wrench into an election by smearing the Republican candidate as a racist.

Because screaming “RACIST!” is all they have left.

Republican gubernatorial candidate Ron DeSantis urged Floridians not to monkey up the state by electing a socialist.

And since the socialist in question is a black man, the media … what’s the word … pounced on DeSantis like a gorilla after his own vomit.

It’s the usual media monkey business.

They know there is no way this far-Left, Soros-funded socialist under federal investigation can win the state of Florida on his own merits. Mostly because he doesn’t appear to have any.

So they step in to give him an assist by painting DeSantis as a racist.

If the media can make a monkey out of DeSantis, so the thinking goes, then the far-Left, Soros-funded socialist might have a chance.

For a media that went ape over the prospect of election interference, they sure love election interference, don’t they?

But this isn’t 2008.

Monkeying around with the race card doesn’t have the same effect it did ten years ago.

And while the news media clutch their pearls and go ape-sh*t crazy trying to turn Ron DeSantis into the Democrat George Wallace, most folks just roll their eyes and move on with their lives.

This is the problem when you overreact to every single thing that happens.

Folks stop paying you any mind.

But that doesn’t mean the media won’t try.

Of course they’ll try.

After all, when the rage mob came for Roseanne, she bowed and scraped and apologized, then ABC fired her.

Naturally the media is going to go ape over the prospect of taking down a Republican candidate for Governor in a vital swing state like Florida.

The problem the news media has is nobody trust them anymore.

We know that they will say anything to slander and smear anyone who opposes their Leftist agenda.

Besides, the Democrat Party is hemorrhaging black voters. And this media monkey business is their desperate, craven attempt to stop the bleeding.

Omarosa wasn’t helping.

Calling Antifa an “African American organization” was just absurd.

So now they’re trying the “did you hear what he said?! He called him a monkey!” smear.

But the truth is, their hysterics over Ron DeSantis doesn’t make DeSantis look like a racist.

It makes the flailing media look like witless baboons.

And I gotta admit, that’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

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4 thoughts on “Media Monkey Business

  • August 30, 2018 at 11:45 am
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    Monkey business as usual <<<<>>>>

  • August 30, 2018 at 12:01 pm
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    Danged albino monkees.

    On the other hand, would I be a racist if I went home and put on some of their albums????

  • August 30, 2018 at 12:04 pm
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    Well I pretty much know that DeSantis will win comfortably or I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

  • August 31, 2018 at 9:30 am
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    Just use the ‘F’ word. Liberals do, and they won’t even notice….

    Oh, well, if a Republican says it, they will.

    (And after all these years of Darwinists teaching us all that we all have a common ape ancestor….)

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