Melania dodged a bullet

The Obamas enjoyed their last regal appearance at the Kennedy Center Honors last night. And from the looks of Michelle’s hideous gown, I think it’s fair to say Melania dodged a bullet.

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Picture from the UK Daily Mail

What in Lucifer’s reach is she wearing?!

I’m sorry, folks. But that is one ugly-ass dress.

If the designer who concocted that particular ensemble doesn’t want to dress Melania, all I can say is, GOOD.

What is it with Michelle dressing like a sofa in a brothel anyway?

Is she clothed by fashion designers or an employee from a furniture factory?

Of course the writer at the Daily Mail was très impressed with the upholstery-wearing First Lady:

Michelle wore a stunning black gown to the event that glittered with green leaves and pink flowers to the event. [Yes, I’m quoting it directly. I guess they don’t have proofreaders at the Daily Mail]

Stunning?

Only in the sense of “I’m stunned she left the house wearing that get-up.”

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Good gracious!

Can you believe people gush about Michelle’s fashion sense?

It’s like praising Yoko Ono’s singing style.

Come January 20, the Trumps may discover one of the rooms in the White House is missing its drapes.

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11 thoughts on “Melania dodged a bullet

  • December 5, 2016 at 2:59 pm
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    Cant. Stop. Laughing.
    The following line is each better than the prior.

  • December 5, 2016 at 3:52 pm
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    I could swear that is the exact material that was on the last couch I gave to Goodwill….

  • December 5, 2016 at 7:19 pm
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    Oh my stars!!! Stop!!! I can’t breathe, I’m laughing so hard!!! It looks, to me, like Christmas wrapping paper; ya’ know…the shiny kind?

    The last time I saw anything NEAR that hideous was a couple months ago on Hills. Remember? That jacket that looked like a roadmap? hahahahaha!!!!!!

    This is proof positive that Lefism really IS a mental disorder. It even affects the elites fashion sense. Oh Lordy…this is rich!!!!

  • December 5, 2016 at 7:23 pm
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    OK; something just occurred to me, after I hit “Enter,” on my comment, but this is too good. I couldn’t resist.

    My mother always taught us “Don’t stare, dear. They know where their deformity lies.” LOL.

  • December 5, 2016 at 8:55 pm
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    There you have it! My first thought was that she had stolen the damn curtains somewhere, and made a frock. Then you go and say the same thing. Ha Ha Ha! Like minds. I bet Shiela Jackson Lee will be pissed off when she comes back to work in January. I can hear it now: “Damn you Mooch, I told you that you could have the wallpaper, not the matching curtains.” …”I demand immediate repair-ations.”

  • December 5, 2016 at 10:07 pm
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    What is it with Michelle dressing like a sofa in a brothel anyway?

    Is she clothed by fashion designers or an employee from a furniture factory?

    Thanks! I choked on my beer, I laughed so hard. Lol

  • December 6, 2016 at 8:21 am
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    I think my Grandmother has that same design on a couch in her house.
    I cannot get over how the MSM continue to push the idea that Mooch is the definition of beautiful, and let’s not forget how they push that she is absolutely ahead of the curve on fashion.
    She has got to be one of the most classless and tasteless trannies I have ever had the misfortune to view.
    Thank God that we only have to see her man-face-arms-body, etc, for only a couple more weeks.
    I would personally, have the White House fumigated, and super cleaned after they are evicted.
    And, I would have my security teams sweep that place with a fine tooth comb for bugs. (The electronic type) As well as the multi-legged kind.

  • December 6, 2016 at 10:16 am
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    Why is it every time they get a photo of these two dunderheads they always look like they have a bad case of intestinal gas? And did she tear down the drapes to make that dress? Damn….

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