Million Parent March

You know, the current temper tantrum among college students got me thinking.

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s time for a Million Parent March.

Moms and Dads who are footing the bill for your little angel to go to university should organize a nationwide walkout on the day the tuition payment for your kid is due for the upcoming semester.

Walk out. Take to the streets and refuse to write that check to the Bursar.

Time for a Million Parent March my friends.

If these spoiled little brats can have their movement, and their own little logo…


…so can you!

Your demands will be simple, and, just like their demands, non-negotiable.

Million Parent March Demands

1. All children must immediately declare a major that will ensure financial security
As long as you kids are making Mom and Dad pay for school, you have to major in something that will all but guarantee that when Mom and Dad hit their twilight years, you can afford to keep them in the lifestyle to which they’ve become accustomed all these years.

No more “Women’s Studies” or “Ethno-Musicology” majors. No more “Ethnic Studies” or “Philosophy,” “Creative Writing,” or “Gender Studies.” And unless your last name is Barrymore, don’t even think about majoring in “Theater.”

Acceptable majors include “Business Administration,” “Civil Engineering,” “Information Technology” or “Computer Science,” “Economics,” “Mechanical Engineering,” pretty much any “Engineering.”

For a complete list, see HERE.

2. All children must acquire a copy of the United States Constitution and watch Hillsdale College’s free online Constitution courses.
As long as you kids are making Mom and Dad pay for school, you’re going to take the time to learn something about the founding documents of the country. You may actually discover that you do not have a Right not to be offended.

3. All children must immediately transfer to one of the best Conservative Colleges in the country.
For a complete detailed list, see HERE.

As long as we’re paying for it, we get a say in where you go.

And if you don’t like it, don’t take our money. In fact, if you don’t like it, you won’t get one red cent. Perhaps you simply hold off on going to college altogether. Get a freaking job. Earn your own money. Learn what it means to have to “afford” things. And then, if you still want to go to college, pay for it yourself.

Million Parent March


What do you think?

Sound like a good idea?

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2 thoughts on “Million Parent March

  • November 13, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    This sounds good to me. Where do I signup. I have a new pair of hiking shoes.

  • November 17, 2015 at 3:50 pm

    Well, neither son went to (oldest) or is going to a conservative college, but the oldest just graduated with a BS in applied mathematics and that is also the younger one’s major as well. My deal with them was they will not live with me or have me help with school if they picked any major that ended with the word “Studies”. Both are fine young men!

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