Missed Saigon

I’ve been noodling around trying to figure out the perfect ‘Shop image to honor phony Vietnam vet Richard Blumenthal – especially now that President Trump has given him such a great nickname.

That’s an instant classic.

I mean, here you got a guy who claimed to be a Marine serving in combat over in ‘Nam. And really, he was involved in Toys for Tots.

Not that there’s anything wrong with Toys for Tots.

But clearly Da Nang Richard thought there was something less than noble about it.

Why else would he fabricate his bio?

That kind of shameless lie deserves a little Photoshop mockery.

Then I thought of the Broadway musical Miss Saigon and it hit me.

Missed Saigon.

Missed Saigon

Because he certainly did miss Saigon — and pretty much all of Vietnam.

Sure, it isn’t as clever as Da Nang Richard. But Missed Saigon made me chuckle.

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9 thoughts on “Missed Saigon

  • October 6, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    I know no whiter to be really mad or hurt. You put that —,—, son of a whore in my uniform! 3 chevrons and a hashmark.

    For the Record

    there were Never any Jarheads in or near Ho Chi zMin City. We were all in “The eye corps (hey 3 Ivy League Degree GWB – that is said CORE not CORPSE! ) Which ran along the “DMZ” which wa an out right lie. It was very militarized!

    I think I am just hurt.

    Please next time make him a Doggie.

    • October 6, 2018 at 12:31 pm

      Thank you for fact-checking a satirical Photoshop.

    • October 6, 2018 at 5:53 pm

      Quick note, it was Mr Obama that pronounced it corpse.
      And it was I corps (as in upper case I)
      You know , I Corps, II Corps etc.

  • October 6, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    Hanoi Jane spent more time in Vietnam than Da Nang Dick

  • October 6, 2018 at 8:30 pm


  • October 6, 2018 at 9:15 pm

    Are you certain Blumenthal was never in Vietnam? I just assumed his face was a result of napalm…

  • October 10, 2018 at 5:28 am

    Napalm Dick(less).

  • October 12, 2018 at 8:43 am

    I see he has his ribbon for watching “Full Metal Jacket”, or is that what the hash mark is for.LOL

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