More Robotic than Hillary

More Robotic than Hillary

I never thought I’d say this, but I found someone more robotic than Hillary Clinton.

And that really surprises me.  Because I hammered the hell out of Hillary back in 2016 for being the most robotic candidate in the history of the universe.  I even did a Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service report about the Hillary-bot malfunctioning.

But last night, Elizabeth Warren topped her.

Take a look at this side-by-side video of robotic Liz giving identical answers during two different spin-room interviews after last night’s debate:

Holy smokes.  Can you believe that? Even Cylons are less robotic than Liz Warren.

That’s not just inauthenticity; that’s flat-out Stepford.

It’s one thing to give the same stump speech time and time again to different audiences.  It’s quite another to give the same memorized response to two different reporters during the exact same event.

This kind of robotic, automaton response is just, well, creepy.

Clearly Liz Warren has absolutely zero confidence in her own abilities if she has to store pre-written interview answers in her databanks.

Nothing about her is authentic.  Not one thing.

And given how she is floundering in the polls, I’m thinking even Democrat voters know what a robotic fake she is.

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7 thoughts on “More Robotic than Hillary

  • February 8, 2020 at 12:59 pm
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    “Even Cylons are less robotic than Liz Warren.” Indeed; but unlike the “artificial” intelligence Liz offers, at least the Toasters had plans.

    • February 9, 2020 at 3:10 pm
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      Did you notice the plastic ring sticking out of her back?

      Whatever you do, don’t pull it, or you’ll get the same answer she gave five minutes ago.

  • February 8, 2020 at 2:02 pm
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    After the 2020 election and we retake the house
    We spend money on mental hospitals
    We need them now
    We’re gonna need more after.

  • February 8, 2020 at 2:56 pm
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    Stepford! HA!

    If Warren ever says “How could you do a thing like that?” or “I thought we were friends” we know she’s programmed.

    Good one D.

  • February 8, 2020 at 4:34 pm
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    Were the apparently pre-programmed answers possibly derived from neurolinguistic programming and/or findings of focus groups? If it is true, as some say, that Warren didn’t have the outstanding grades that would qualify someone to get into Harvard on merit but resorted to fudging her genetics (back in the days before CRISPR hit the headlines and companies such as 23 and Me broadsided the public with test kits), and if it is so that she lies habitually, then it might be necessary for her not to vary the wording of any tenuous utterances she issues.

  • February 8, 2020 at 10:48 pm
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    Liz @War needs to make an ad about her addiction to adult beverages, or her love of meth. Anyone who can talk that long and say nothing is on some kind of high.

  • February 9, 2020 at 8:00 am
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    Feckless buffoons like Warren, Cortex, Nadler, Schiff, Biden, Sanders are actually in a position to wreck OUR lives through insane laws we will have to obey. Add a generous portion of morons across the country and you have a recipe for some real problems on the horizon.

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