My friends, may I present to you the March For Our Lives Mother of the Year:
Now, I’m trying to imagine in what universe it’s a good idea for a parent to make their pre-teen child carry a sign that says “Fuck the NRA.”
And I’m coming up with nothing.
Maybe it’s because my friends with young children have those elusive character traits “common sense” and “decency.” But I just can’t fathom why any mother would do this.
Okay, I’ll be the first to admit, I don’t have kids.
So maybe those of you with children can explain why this would ever be appropriate.
Is this mother who let this child carry such a vulgar sign showing good parenting skills here?
I can tell you if I ever used the words “hell” or “damn” around my mother when I was that age, I would have caught holy … um … heck.
When your hatred for gun owners and the NRA is so all-devouring that you’re willing to pimp out your own child to express that hatred, something is seriously wrong with you.
Keep in mind, this mother of the year is marching to keep children safe from violence by shoving a vulgar and violent sign in her little boy’s hands.
And I’m guessing she sees nothing wrong with that.
So when this boy becomes a teenager and uses such abusive language with wild abandon, he has mommy to thank for it.
Forget universal background checks and permits for gun owners.
Instead, let’s implement those for people who want to procreate.
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