Mother of the Year

My friends, may I present to you the March For Our Lives Mother of the Year:

mother of the year

Now, I’m trying to imagine in what universe it’s a good idea for a parent to make their pre-teen child carry a sign that says “Fuck the NRA.”

And I’m coming up with nothing.

Maybe it’s because my friends with young children have those elusive character traits “common sense” and “decency.” But I just can’t fathom why any mother would do this.

Okay, I’ll be the first to admit, I don’t have kids.

So maybe those of you with children can explain why this would ever be appropriate.

Is this mother who let this child carry such a vulgar sign showing good parenting skills here?

I can tell you if I ever used the words “hell” or “damn” around my mother when I was that age, I would have caught holy … um … heck.

When your hatred for gun owners and the NRA is so all-devouring that you’re willing to pimp out your own child to express that hatred, something is seriously wrong with you.

Keep in mind, this mother of the year is marching to keep children safe from violence by shoving a vulgar and violent sign in her little boy’s hands.

And I’m guessing she sees nothing wrong with that.

So when this boy becomes a teenager and uses such abusive language with wild abandon, he has mommy to thank for it.

Forget universal background checks and permits for gun owners.

Instead, let’s implement those for people who want to procreate.

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10 thoughts on “Mother of the Year

  • March 25, 2018 at 11:51 am
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    You’re probably right but I wouldn’t put it past the organizers giving him a sign for a quick photo-op.

    I would suggest that the way the boy is dressed his mother is behind him and the women on the left is a hooker.

  • March 25, 2018 at 12:36 pm
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    Why is the exclamation point wiped at the bottom of the sign? Photoshop? Fake News? El Toro Poo Poo? WTFO? They can’t even get their propaganda signs right. Amateurs!

    • March 25, 2018 at 12:41 pm
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      May I suggest that the kid is lucky to have survived the Liberal womb, only to be cast into the Progressive sewer. Where is Child Protective Svs?

  • March 25, 2018 at 11:52 pm
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    Clearly you’re more triggered by the word “FUCK” than you are by how many school shootings we’ve had this year.

    And so, the only thing I can say to you is, fuck that. (The ONLY thing)

    (Oh, wait, one more thing) Also, this is probably photoshopped.

    (But wait! there’s more!) You’re what’s fucking wrong with this country.

    • March 26, 2018 at 6:39 am
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      I’m what’s wrong? Tell me, genius. How many people have I killed? How many killers have I ignored despite countless calls reporting him? I’m what’s wrong, you dumbass?! How has my existance hindered your life in any way? And you call me the snowflake. If you really can’t live your life because of the problems I — someone you’ve never even come in contact with — am causing you, then precious, you are the snowflake.

      But I’m sure using “fuck” made you feel like a rebel.

  • March 26, 2018 at 2:32 pm
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    SNOWFLAKE

    Girl you got shit for brains. Maybe if you pull your head out of your ass you would be able to think!

    You pussy hat feminazis are, and have been for decades, what is wrong, not only with America but the entire civilized world!

    • March 26, 2018 at 2:49 pm
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      “You pussy hat feminazis are, and have been for decades, what is wrong, not only with America but the entire civilized world!”

      And they are a disgrace to the Sisterhood of REAL women!

    • March 26, 2018 at 2:59 pm
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      Snowflake is a girl? Are you sure? I pegged him for a soy boy.

      • March 26, 2018 at 4:44 pm
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        Getting kinda hard to tell w/o a chromosome test

      • March 26, 2018 at 5:25 pm
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        “Soy boy”. Good one!

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