Never drop out, Eric Swalwell

Never drop out

Yeah, yeah.  I know there are way too many candidates running for the Democrat nomination. But when they do start thin the herd, I really hope that clueless dink Eric Swalwell doesn’t drop out.

In fact, I hope he never drops out.

This guy is the Gold Medal Winner in the Self-Own Olympics. Why on earth would I want him to drop out?

I haven’t been this entertained since “Gilmore Girls” went off the air.

It’s as if every day, Swalwell takes to Twitter and makes an utter prat of himself.

He can’t help it. And every time he thinks he’s handed Donald Trump his ass, the only ass he’s grasping is his own.

You can’t pay for this level of entertainment.

Why on earth would you want him to drop out when he’s supplying so much comedy gold?

His fundraising pleas alone are laughs a-plenty.

Just a while ago, tough-guy Eric sent out this incomprehensible tweet.

Why would you want this guy to drop out?!

Just look at that hot mess!

A sitting Congressman who can’t shut up about how coarse and awful Donald Trump is uses the word “shit” in a tweet begging for donations for his campaign to win the White House.

I mean, are you dying? Cuz I’m dying here!

And that’s not even the most idiotic thing about this tweet.

The premise alone all but proves he has no earthly idea how a Presidential Administration works.

The only thing that would be more entertaining than this embarrassingly awful Swalwell candidacy is if Ted Lieu jumped into the race. Sadly, Ted is not eligible.

But who needs Ted Lieu when we have Eric Swalwell?

I rarely interact with idiots on Twitter. But I make a special exception for this nudnik. He’s just so infinitely mockable.

And just because I take immense pleasure mocking Eric’s terribly low polling numbers doesn’t mean I want him to drop out.

In fact, his never rising above zero is one of the primary reasons I want him to keep going like the halfwit Energizer Bunny that he is.

I’ve half a mind to send him a dollar just to keep him in this thing.

On second thought.  No.

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5 thoughts on “Never drop out, Eric Swalwell

  • July 1, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Why is it that when he wears shirts without a jacket, he always has a protruding nipple. Very odd.
    And it’s just bad luck on my part that I notice this type of shit.

    That and his permanent herpes scar, Bernie’s 24/7 dandruff -covered suits, Julian Castro’s inflated bee stung head, Klobuchar eating salad with her combs… Gross!

  • July 1, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    Dianny, Reading the Tweet, he didn’t even say to send the dollar to HIM. lol

  • July 1, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Dianny, Reading the Tweet, he didn’t even say to send the dollar to HIM. lol
    It reads like we’re supposed to send it to Ivanka and ‘nem. 😉

  • July 1, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Joe Biden, Jr.

  • July 2, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    Is everybody in the Democrat party a complete moron? Is there any that have even the smallest amount of common sense? Is there not even one that knows the simplest facts about anything?

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