Yeah, yeah. I know there are way too many candidates running for the Democrat nomination. But when they do start thin the herd, I really hope that clueless dink Eric Swalwell doesn’t drop out.
In fact, I hope he never drops out.
This guy is the Gold Medal Winner in the Self-Own Olympics. Why on earth would I want him to drop out?
I haven’t been this entertained since “Gilmore Girls” went off the air.
It’s as if every day, Swalwell takes to Twitter and makes an utter prat of himself.
He can’t help it. And every time he thinks he’s handed Donald Trump his ass, the only ass he’s grasping is his own.
You can’t pay for this level of entertainment.
Why on earth would you want him to drop out when he’s supplying so much comedy gold?
His fundraising pleas alone are laughs a-plenty.
Just a while ago, tough-guy Eric sent out this incomprehensible tweet.
In the off chance they’re still around January 20, 2021, I’m firing the shit out of @IvankaTrump & @jaredkushner. Back to to the land of misfit toys. Help me fire them — $1 guarantees a 2021 free from these losers. https://t.co/0Zk5C9rxpB pic.twitter.com/Z1ZGErHQ60— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) July 1, 2019
Why would you want this guy to drop out?!
Just look at that hot mess!
A sitting Congressman who can’t shut up about how coarse and awful Donald Trump is uses the word “shit” in a tweet begging for donations for his campaign to win the White House.
I mean, are you dying? Cuz I’m dying here!
And that’s not even the most idiotic thing about this tweet.
The premise alone all but proves he has no earthly idea how a Presidential Administration works.
Are you so stupid you think people who serve at the pleasure of the President will still be around when he leaves office? This is as dumb as Joe Biden saying the first thing he'll do as President is defeat Trump.— Dianny 🇺🇸(@DiannyRants) July 1, 2019
The whole 0% thing is starting to make a hell of a lot of sense.
The only thing that would be more entertaining than this embarrassingly awful Swalwell candidacy is if Ted Lieu jumped into the race. Sadly, Ted is not eligible.
But who needs Ted Lieu when we have Eric Swalwell?
I rarely interact with idiots on Twitter. But I make a special exception for this nudnik. He’s just so infinitely mockable.
You don't need the torch, honey. You're self-immolating.— Dianny 🇺🇸 (@DiannyRants) June 30, 2019
And just because I take immense pleasure mocking Eric’s terribly low polling numbers doesn’t mean I want him to drop out.
In fact, his never rising above zero is one of the primary reasons I want him to keep going like the halfwit Energizer Bunny that he is.
I’ve half a mind to send him a dollar just to keep him in this thing.
On second thought. No.
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