Did Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell go to a Chinese Restaurant and get a fortune cookie that made them switch bodies?
Are they having a little “Freaky Friday” moment here?
Seriously, it’s getting so it’s hard to tell them apart.
Sunday, in addition to pushing through reauthorization for the EX-IM Corporate Welfare…
…you know, the one he swore up and down he wouldn’t push…
…Mitch McConnell blocked votes on both Kate’s Law and defunding Planned Parenthood.
Meanwhile, Harry Reid woke up this morning lying in bed beside an older Asian woman and when he uttered his surprised was stunned to discover he spoke with a Kentucky accent.
You know that database of Obama’s that has been in the news?
Okay, to be fair, not in the news as far as mainstream Liberal Enslaved Press outlets, but in the news on Drudge, Breitbart, the Right Scoop and other actual news outlets.
This same database that, back in 2013, the always stupidly reliable Maxine Waters described thus:
“Well, you know, I don’t know. And I think some people are missing something here. The president has put in place an organization that contains the kind of database that no one has ever seen before in life. That’s going to be very, very powerful. That database will have information about everything on every individual in ways that it’s never been done before.“ [Emphasis mine]
I think this database “that no one has ever seen before in life” has some fantastically juicy tidbits about the Republican leadership.
I wrote about it in my book Liberals Gone WILD!!! The Not-So-Silent Conquering of America:
Remember the DC sniper, John Mohammed?
He launched his shooting spree in order to hide the fact that he killed his ex-wife. By killing all those other people, it was his hope that his wife’s murder would be seen as equally random and he would not immediately be considered a suspect. Kind of like starting a fire and burning down a house in order to hide the fact that you robbed it.
The Obama Administration’s NSA may be spying on everybody, but I believe it is only to hide whom they are really spying on.
The Republicans in Congress.
Think I’m nuts?
Think about it.
They use the IRS to harass and obstruct opposition groups.
They sic not only the IRS, but also the Justice Department on people who are vocally opposed to Obama (Dr. Ben Carson, Dinesh D’Souza for example).
Do you really believe that all that juicy dirt the NSA has been gathering wouldn’t be used as leverage against Obama’s opposition in Congress?
I’m going to go out on a limb and posit that the Obama Administration has the goods on folks like John Boehner, Eric Cantor, and Paul Ryan. And they are using that to force these men to abandon their base, abandon the will of the American people, and give in to Obama’s demands.
You know you’ve been asking yourself, “Why the hell would the Republicans push Amnesty on us when we don’t want it?! Why would they directly go against their voters?!”
My theory makes sense, doesn’t it?
Obama plays dirty. He’s like Sherry Palmer from “24,” Alexis Carrington from “Dynasty,” and Wilhelmina Slater from “Ugly Betty” all rolled into one.
Ask yourself this question:
If Obama is willing to hound the living daylights out of ordinary American citizens who oppose him, how much more would he be willing to do to those in the position to actually stop him?
Go ahead. Call me a conspiracy theorist. Tell me I’m part of the black helicopter crowd — or, in the Age of Obama, I suppose I should say black drone crowd.
And maybe I would have agreed with you five or ten years ago when the IRS wasn’t being used as the pitbull of the White House.
But this is Obama’s America.
Where privacy isn’t a right (except if you want to kill your unborn child — then, God Bless Planned Parenthood!!).
Where our cell phone records are collected, our internet histories monitored.
Where internet providers are being ordered to give up our secure password information to the NSA.
Where the IRS wants to know what books you read and the content of your prayers.
Where a Republican candidate for Senate had her tax records illegally accessed right when she began her campaign.
How do you explain Paul Ryan — the blue-eyed darling of the Conservative movement — suddenly turning into an Obama Agenda Cheerleader?
Something stinks in Washington DC and it isn’t just Harry Reid’s Depends.
Republicans we thought we could count on are siding with Obama.
There is a reason Mitch McConnell is selling out the American people.
There is a reason he is lying through his teeth to his fellow Republican Senators.
There is a reason that the other old bulls in the Republican Senate are spending their time and energy attacking, not Obama or Obama’s agenda, but Senator Ted Cruz for having the audacity to call Mitch McConnell out.
These guys aren’t just protecting their positions in the Senate.
They are protecting something else.
There are skeletons in them there closets, and, alas, I think Obama knows about them.
More to the point. I think Valerie Jarrett knows about them.
This is exactly how people who are being blackmailed behave.
I know it.
This “database that no one has ever seen before in life” would be wasted on the hoi polloi.
And whatever nasty little secrets the White House knows Mitch McConnell will do everything he can think of to keep them from coming out.
Even if that means sacrificing the American People and our Constitution.
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Books by Dianny:
RANT 2.0: Even More Politics & Snark in the Age of Obama,
Liberals Gone WILD!!! The Not-So-Silent Conquering of America,
RANT: Politics & Snark in the Age of Obama,
and two novels: Sliding Home Feet First and Under the Cloud