Nevertheless She Desisted: Pocahasbeen’s Gone Dark

Nevertheless She Desisted: Pocahasbeen’s Gone Dark

Not since Tuesday evening has the queen of Nevertheless She Persisted been heard from.  Not one word. Not a tweet, not an interview, not a campaign appearance – nothing.

Yup.  The lady famous for refusing to shut the hell up has gone dark.

All it took was a complete routing on Super Tuesday to turn Nevertheless She Persisted into Nevertheless She Desisted.

Elizabeth Warren hasn’t made so much as a peep since.

I’m sure a lot of this is inconsolable grief mixed with wounded pride.

To spend a year shrieking “I’m the only one!” like you’re the non-Native American version of Highlander only to have your ass handed to you on Super Tuesday has to sting.

Though I admit, there’s something Schadenfreuderiffic about the woman whose entire brand was built on that infamous “Nevertheless She Persisted” suddenly darting for the nearest hole and hiding.

Next time Liz Warren violates Senate rules and refuses to shut up, instead of lecturing her on the rules, Mitch McConnell should just say, “Hey, remember Super Tuesday when you lost every state including your own?”

Liz would shut down so fast, a black hole would form where her mouth is.

And while Liz is in hiding like a dyspeptic Greta Garbo, her campaign team is in talks with both the Biden camp and Bernie’s over which will receive the coveted Pocahasbeen endorsement.

Of course she is.

Liz is nothing if not opportunistic.  I have no doubt the priority for her is “what’s in it for me?!”

I mean since you’re bound to piss off half your supporters no matter which candidate you endorse, you might as well ask for Vice President, am I right?

Meanwhile, her grieving fans are wringing their hands and bemoaning what went wrong. Why, oh why did Elizabeth Warren collapse so completely?!

Naturally (because of course) the only possible reason is misogyny.

I wonder how her army of bitter Hillary voters on Twitter will react when they hear that Pocahasbeen’s campaign people are scheming with both Bernie and Biden.

No doubt they’ll try and rationalize their heroine’s self-serving plotting as proof of just how brilliant she is.

But speaking as someone who for years wished Elizabeth Warren would shut the hell up, I’m enjoying the heck out of her going dark.

So much so, I’m considering making an embroidered pillow with the phrase “Nevertheless She Desisted.”

Update:

AND SHE’S OUTTA HERE!

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6 thoughts on “Nevertheless She Desisted: Pocahasbeen’s Gone Dark

  • March 5, 2020 at 8:43 am
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    Elizabeth Warren’s new strategy is to get restraining ordered on Biden and Bernie, and blame misogyny for her loss on Tuesday. #WheresPocahontas

  • March 5, 2020 at 9:51 am
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    Straight up disrespectful dismissal is all I’ve ever had for Lizzy and it has a lot more to do with the straight up lying about everything for decades than being sexist and patriarchal.

    Just go away already.

  • March 5, 2020 at 10:19 am
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    Exactly “what’s in it for me?”. Even though Warren’s political philosophy closely mirrors Sanders she is probably being told by the Dem establishment that if she endorses Bernie she will never win another Senate Election. But hell, that’s four and a half years away. The attention span for liberals is about four and a half days! Supposedly Warren and Sanders are pretty good friends. We shall see!

  • March 5, 2020 at 10:48 am
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    In a follow-up to “What’s in it for me?”. Who knows what goes on in Lizzy’s scatter brain? She may even play it extremely safe and endorse Tulsi Gabbard. Ya know, the whole woman thingy.

  • March 5, 2020 at 10:52 am
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    Okay Diann, when Lyin’ Liz finally packs it in you need to photoshop a picture of her wearing
    a Scolds Bridle. And make sure it’s one of the really horrible looking ones too.

  • March 5, 2020 at 11:47 am
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    I love how all the Dem Warren supporters don’t realize they are accusing the Dem Party of sexism and misogyny.

    After all, it IS the Democratic Primary, not the General Election!

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