Next Miley Cyrus will speak on modesty

I about fell out of my chair this morning when I brought up the local ABC-affiliate website only to discover Syracuse University alumnus Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. was in town visiting SU in order to “raise awareness about sexual assault.”

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That is hilarious!

It’s part of the White House’s “It’s on Us” initiative. Not to be confused with the White House’s “Joe’s Got Grabby Hands” Initiative.

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I’m surprised Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby didn’t attend.

Is Gropey Joe using himself as a role model of how not to behave?

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Next Miley Cyrus will speak on modesty, Bernie Madoff will give an ethics lecture and Anthony Weiner will provide insights into responsible use of social media.

And you wonder why I have no respect for the institutions of higher learning.

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3 thoughts on “Next Miley Cyrus will speak on modesty

  • November 12, 2015 at 11:47 am

    Captions for the photos:
    1st. “In the name of Jesus, Heal this young ladies crooked neck!”
    2nd. “Lord, I’m asking you to restore this young girls hearing!”
    3rd. “Honey, Do you believe? Do you believe in the healing power of the Lord?
    The Lord can heal your lock jaw so you no longer have to receive
    nourishment through a straw if only you believe!”

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