Hang on to your hats everyone. This story is going to break this primary season wide open.
According to the Washington Post, when Marco Rubio was eighteen, he was cited for drinking beer in a public park.
Oh, not that! Anything but that!!!!!!!!!!!
No wonder the Washington Post sucks.
In other news, eighteen year old teenage boys do stupid things.
Oddly enough. Despite the fact that Rubio was drinking in a public park after hours when he was eighteen, not one US Ambassador was killed and no North African or Middle Eastern nation ended up in jihadist turmoil.
Honestly, if this is the best you guys can do, you’re pretty much making the case for Rubio.
If you haven’t seen it yet, the Rubio campaign put out a hilarious ad in response to this Watergate-level reporting from the dinosaur Washington Post.
Ah, hahahahaha! The music is what makes this ad brilliant.
I have to admit, Rubio’s campaign team are clever and have an amazingly spot-on sense of humor.
In one 60-second ad, they managed to completely diffuse this nonsensical story while at the same time making the Washington Post look like hyperventilating douche-nozzles.
Well played, Marco. Well played.
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