Poor Michelle Obama.
Nobody knows just how hard her life has been over the last eight years.
At least that’s what she told Oprah.
“People don’t really understand how hard this is,” she kvetched.
Oh, boo hoooooooo
Michelle’s life has been sooooooo hard!
Nobody knows the trouble she’s seen.
Nobody knows but Michelle.
I don’t know how she can say “people don’t really understand how hard this is.”
The woman has been complaining and bitching for eight years.
She compared living in the White House to being in a prison for Pete’s sake.
I’m sure spending eight years traveling the world courtesy of the American taxpayer is super hard, Michelle.
It’s hard work getting to spend three weeks of the summer in Martha’s Vineyard and three weeks in the winter in Hawaii.
Oh, I can’t even imagine!
My heart breaks for her.
When I saw the clip from Oprah’s interview over at the Gateway Pundit, my first thought was, “There she goes again.”
“Let me just tell America: this is hard.”
The vacations? The free designer dresses? Having an army of staff to see to your every need?
Say, did you know that Michelle’s staff includes both a “Director of Correspondence” and a “Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence?”
The woman doesn’t even have to write her own correspondence!
But life is so damn hard!
Then, this morning, I stumbled across an article at the UK Daily Mail that really confirmed for me that Michelle has got herself one hard-knock life.
It’s looking like Michelle will receive a $20 million advance to write a memoir.
Oh, dear. My heart just bleeds for her.
And high-ranking publishing insiders are talking at least another ‘$20 million’ in an advance paycheck for First Lady Michelle Obama’s long-awaited – and highly anticipated – memoir about her eight White House years.
A source claims she’s been quietly working on her book already.
Whattaya suppose she’ll title it?
Life in Hell: My eight years in the White House prison
Michelle is the type of person who would complain to a cancer-stricken friend about her intolerable pain from a hangnail.
Who in her right mind would think that Americans who have been hit with so much economic misery and uncertainty over the last eight years would want to hear a rich, pampered, privileged woman bitch about her life being hard?
You know, in the horse-race of who is the bigger complainer, I really think Michelle will beat out Barack in a photo-finish.
Fifteen more days, my friends.
Fifteen more days.
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